Whadda Dick! Trump Created A Trophy To Give To A Sumo Wrestler To Upstage The Event

[TheBlackAdder]

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The kicker is, the wrestler did not know who Donald Trump was!

The guy who loves to hate fake news apparently does like to create fake awards.

Pomp and circumstance are the fun parts of being president, after all. On this trip to Japan, Trump has managed to find time between Twitter tantrums to play a round of golf with Japanese prime minister Shinzo Abe (anyone think he did his typical cheating?), eat some cheeseburgers (he normally eschews the native cuisine, but apparently, on this trip, he did sample some Japanese barbecue, though the menu was adjusted to be fairly bland) and attended a sumo wrestling match.

And because he wouldn't want the attention to be off of him for even a second, Trump decided that he wanted to be part of a ceremony honoring sumo wrestler Asanoyama, as he is known professionally, for attaining grand champion status. Shaking his hand isn't ostentatious enough. So he had an award created: the "President's Cup," a typically Trumpian garish 60 pound, four-and-a-half foot tall trophy with a giant eagle on top that did not exist until Trump wanted to be a bigger deal at a sumo wrestling match.

https://crooksandliars.com/2019/05/trump-created-trophy-give-sumo-wrestler

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[Odoreida]

1. He is merely reverting to his previous gig as a professional wrestling impresario.

Say what you will, that is one job he was good at.

[scarytomcat]

20. Yes ... good at hitting people with chairs.

Wasn't that his role?

[2naSalit]

2. disgusting.

[smirkymonkey]

3. God, he is SUCH an asshole!!

He looks completely bored until all the attention is back on him presenting his stupid-ass phony "President's Cup". I honestly can't wait until the morning I can wake up and read his obituary. Until he is gone from this world forever.

[UniteFightBack]

4. I can only imagine the field day the Japanese press are having with this embarrassment abroad. nt

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

5. Best comment on the Twitter thread:

"Here we see a hugely over-grown, decidedly obese, weirdly coiffed oddity and a sumo wrestler."

[uponit7771]

6. +1

[Docreed2003]

8. Lol...+1

[LakeArenal]

10. Also describes the trophy.

Trump was actually presenting himself in a trophy.

The guy is soo narcissistic.

[smirkymonkey]

17. I was just about to post that!

You beat me to it. Hilarious! There are some great tweets on that thread!

[IADEMO2004]

7. UGLY American

[Grammy23]

9. How much help did he have

Hoisting that 60lb trophy for the presentation??? You gotta know that asshat couldn’t lift anything that heavy.

[katmondoo]

11. I did not know it was a Trump award

I thought it was ugly not in the Japanese taste of art. Now I know why it was so ugly. It was a Trumper design

[CharleyDog]

15. Ugly. I thought that too. Not at all the Japanese esthetic. I wondered at this odd uggggly thing

Now I get it. It's ugly and it's Trump. Same thing. Horrible. Dear Trump: the Japanese are polite to your face, but they will talk about you (in Japanese) about how ugly and horrible you are.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

13. The trophy winner helped him carry it.

Who, by the way, didn't know who Trump was and said he'd have to look him up on Wikipedia later.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

19. Of course it was big

Matches Trump's ego and makes up for his tiny mushroom dick.

[LakeArenal]

12. Hope Asanoyama puts it up on EBay.

Starting bid one dollar.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

14. This is kind of like if Putin went to the World Series and presented a big-ass trophy

to the winning pitcher: Obnoxious foreign leader presents made-up trophy to the winner of the host country's national sporting event, about which he knows nothing. Would we be offended if that happened? I think so. But even Putin isn't as crass and ham-handedly attention-seeking as Trump.

[Vinca]

16. Our tax dollars at work . . .

[Totally Tunsie]

18. Everything tRump has to be huge and garish.

I suppose the winner could always use the trophy as a clothes hamper.

Nice, tho, that tRump coordinated his tie to the colors of the wrestling match. He has so few things that demand his attention. Loser.

[rurallib]

21. Couldn't help but notice that Dear Leader's tie matches the sumo's butt crack cover

Good idea to try to match the costumes of your heroes.

[Judi Lynn]

22. So embarrassing. Surprised he didn't hand him a bag of Big Macks and Fillets o'Fish.

He looks so seedy, and he IS so seedy.