Mueller and Mr. Incredible (Twitter thread)

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[Moostache]

1. Remeber a few weeks back when John Oliver "broke" Bill Nye on "Last Week Tonight"?

He had him come out and do this:

I think we need an SNL special skit....DeNiro as Mueller doing a Bill Nye-style meltdown:

"Alright, look <redacted word for maternal carnal knowledge partakers>...here's the <redacted - gerund form> story: He DID it, and then some...but <redacted plural noun form> like Barr and his ass-lackey Rosenstein were not about to allow a report that charged the <redacted noun form again>. So I wrote it all <redacted - gerund form again > down, wrapped it in a <redacted - gerund form again> bow and sent it out. READ THE REPORT YOU LAZY <redacted - plural noun form again>"