What would be your overall punishment for the Con

[malaise]

He and his goons would have to be on all channels apologizing to Hillary Clinton for stealing the elections - and that's the warm-up.

[LakeArenal]

1. The pillory.

[malaise]

4. Nah - a cell with no TV

[LakeArenal]

7. No texting. Ever again.

[malaise]

10. Heheheehhe

no phones in prison

[LakeArenal]

13. No conjugal visits with Melaria, Ivanka or Putin

[Bettie]

2. Wood chipper

it really is the only way to be sure as nuking the site from orbit would kill everyone.

[mopinko]

3. i pray to live to see the day that at least one of them

ends up homeless and in the gutter, and it becomes a front page staple for the national enquirer till the last trump dies.

[malaise]

6. I could live with that

[mopinko]

9. it was a running joke during my divorce

that i should make a few bucks dashing off murder mysteries, so that my revenge fantasies didnt go to waste.

[malaise]

12. Hahahaha

Makes sense

[mopinko]

16. the quiet little old lady that no one even saw

would be my favorite villain. in the end we find out that the victim had it coming, and the old lady was really a hero.

[malaise]

8. It's a truly difficult call because

many of us oppose the death penalty but at what point to we decide to send a serious message to these treasonous criminals in all our countries. Something has to give but there is so much greed and so much corruption that I don't know how we solve this mess,

[mopinko]

15. i feel the same. but

i dont think it is a very good deterrent, in general.
but i feel we have let the whole world down. have loosed a monster that could kill us all.
it seems like no extreme can be discounted these days.

what an indelible image it would be through all of history.
a message to would-be tyrants for all time.
like the guillotine.

[malaise]

20. The sad truth is that we have had tyrants for a large period

of humanity and all the methods of getting rid of them didn't prevent their rise to power. You know what stopped them - the rule of law - that is what we have to fight for so there will have to be justice.

[llmart]

11. Banish him and his whole freakin' freeloading family to a deserted island with a five dollar bill.

The five dollar bill will show we are completely heartless.

[malaise]

14. And the enablers?

The keep it secret ...in the family goons.

[SWBTATTReg]

17. Strip him of his presidency, and revoke all of his executive actions, revoke all of the laws he...

signed into law. All of his actions were based upon his fraud and help by the Russians in gaining this office.

[malaise]

28. Yes

Agree

[LastLiberal in PalmSprings]

18. Life imprisonment at Guantanamo listening only to Kenny G. music.

And being served only one scoop of ice cream a day with his Trump steak.

[malaise]

23. Kenny G would kill me in three days

[watoos]

76. Why be cruel like that?

Throw in a few hours of Barry Manilow.

[malaise]

81. ROFL

[ProudLib72]

19. Cement shoes. Hudson River

Texting with the fishes...

[spinbaby]

22. He should have a rally

Where hundreds of people point and laugh at him.

[Codeine]

24. Public humiliation would be the worst

and most devastating punishment to a narcissist like Trump.

[malaise]

26. Coming sooner than you think

Can't wait

[Bob Loblaw]

25. Make him read

That's all.

You thought I was going to say the Mueller Report didn't you?

[malaise]

27. Good one

[dewsgirl]

63. I did.

[Doodley]

29. Put him in a boxing ring with Joe Biden. His head would spin so fast,

he wouldn't know what hit him.

[malaise]

32. ROFL

I vote for WaterMan in the ring with him

[Kurt V.]

36. i'd buy pay for view ha!

[PufPuf23]

30. Life in poverty.

Section 8 housing.

Food stamps.

Medicaid.

Less than $1000 a month income.

No one to listen to or wait on him.

No air conditioning in Summer, poor heat in Winter.

Only transportation by foot or the cheapest public transportation (bus and subway).

Placed where is a minority race.

Crackheads neighbors regularly hassle him and rip him off.

No hope for change.

[smirkymonkey]

35. I like that.

But only for about a year and then I would like to see the whole lot of them end up like Mussolini and crew. I want to make sure that they go away forever and that there is no chance that they can ever rise up again or reproduce.

[LonePirate]

31. A Game of Thrones walk of shame followed by a prison sentence for the rest of his life.

[malaise]

33. I think I saw less than a half of one episode

[barbtries]

34. impoverish and imprison.

one can dream.

[malaise]

37. Does he actually have any wealth?

[barbtries]

38. he does.

he owns stuff. take it alllllll away.

[brewens]

39. He and the whole crime clan, stripped right down to their last shit stained pair of

underwear. Passports and all credentials of any kind voided. Not allowed to even get so much as a commercial drivers license. Then turned loose to try and earn a living somehow. I think they would all commit suicide before ever getting a regular Joe type job, so everything would work out just fine.

[malaise]

40. As long as we can watch on reality TV

That would be fun

[stillcool]

41. Prison...

with lots of concrete walls.

[Grasswire2]

42. All of them in the family rendered penniless and powerless or else he will seek revenge.

He LIVES and PLOTS for revenge -- people close to him say.

All assets must be seized. Passports pulled. Restricted from opening businesses anywhere/everywhere.

All of them. Community service of the most menial sort, if not prison time.

And prison time for those non-family who covered and obstructed.

[FM123]

43. shoot him up with truth serum (sodium pentothal?) and put him on live TV

[malaise]

45. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

[yonder]

44. Requiring daily work release, building Habitat for Humanity houses

with large, no nonsense African-American women as forepersons. Of course, this would have to be in a hot and humid locale and each night they would return to their locked cages in large, non-air conditioned tents run by ICE or one of their contractors.

That would be my wish for the lot of them. After conviction, of course. Or maybe not.

[BKDem]

46. Exile to..

...the Donald J. Trump State Park, just off the Taconic Parkway in Yorktown, NY. It's a patch of weeds that he bought for $10 million, hoping to build a golf course. Yorktown denied him a permit, and he gave it to NY State, taking a $100 million tax write-off. The neglected site should be surrounded with a big, beautiful wall, and he and his family should be released onto the property with just one Porta-Potty and a Weber kettle.

[grumpyduck]

47. Well, let's see now...

This being the U.S. of A., we need to do things legally and properly.

So I would send him to the United States Penitentiary at Leavenworth, KS, which has housed a couple of spies, a few fraudsters and corrupt officials, and several political prisoners. Life sentence with no possibility of parole. I'd love to send him to the United States Disciplinary Barracks (close by), but he was never in the Army.

[Grey]

48. There is a nice little prison

down in Cuba, perfect for a little holiday.....

[sop]

49. Suffer a paralyzing stroke, unable to eat (hamberders), speak (to lie) or use his fingers (to tweet)

stuck in a nursing home for the next 20 years, with no TV or radio, soiling his diapers hourly, cared for by a bunch of angry Mexican immigrant women whose children were taken away and lost at the border.

Oh, and Melanoma would visit every few weeks, accompanied by her paramour, the 20-year-old Puerto Rican handyman at Mar-a-Lago, just to let Donald know how she was spending his money. (God forgive me.)

[malaise]

52. OK Part 2 had me in stitches

[TruckFump]

50. Treason

I've said that for a long time. The orange asshole is guilty of treason. We all know what the punishment is for that.

[underpants]

51. Make him live in the places that voted for him

Not including Mar-alago

[alittlelark]

72. [phone]

seriously.

[keithbvadu2]

53. Individual apologies in public to each wife for cheating and bragging about it.

[gopiscrap]

54. cut his tongue out

tie him to a tree under wasp nest and pour maple syrup all over him

[Raven123]

55. Publicize his tax returns for the past 30 years

[Kablooie]

56. Tie him in a chair, prop his eyes open like Clockwork Orange and play MSNBC all day, every day.

[LisaM]

57. Food stamps, public housing,

Public transit. Live off Social Security. Separated from his immigrant wives and kids.

You know, what he wants for everyone else.

[elleng]

58. Off with his head.

[Thomas Hurt]

59. take his money and banish him to obscurity

[no_hypocrisy]

60. He loses everything:

1) Impeachment with conviction. Loss of status now and in the history books

2) Loss of money, wealth, property. I mean all of it: the hotels, Trump Tower, the golf courses, Mara-Lago, the bank accounts. Everything.

3) Nobody returns his calls.

4) His children lose their wealth and property as it's all connected to his.

5) FOX won't let him on any show.

6) Melania divorces him and finds love with a European billionaire.

7) Trump becomes toxic waste. Radioactive.

[Marie Marie]

61. 1 week - alone with ME!

That's all I am at liberty to say.

[malaise]

64. ROFL

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

62. Poverty and obscurity.

My favorite fate-of-Trump fantasy has him dead broke and living alone in a run-down double-wide in a seedy trailer park somewhere in, say, Nebraska, where it gets very hot in the summer, cold in the winter, and is susceptible to tornadoes. He spends his days sitting on the steps of his humble home drinking diet Pepsi, eating KFC and railing about the injustices done to him. He has become dangerously obese; his old clothes no longer fit so most of the time he wears XXX-L sweat pants and a stained wife-beater undershirt adorned with a six-foot-long red polyester necktie. Because he is no longer able to manage his hairdo, his fringe of stringy, now-gray hair hangs almost to his shoulders, revealing his shiny, blotchy scalp. His neck wattles obscure his actual neck almost entirely.

He is living off proceeds from the sale of some items of personal property that Melania missed when she cleaned out the New York apartment and took off for Slovenia; these included several sets of monogrammed gold cufflinks and a roomful of dictator-Baroque gilded chairs. He kept the throniest-looking chair to sit in at night while he watches Fox News on a small, very old tv with a coat hanger for an antenna, hoping Sean Hannity will mention him. He never does. Don Jr. sometimes writes to him from prison but the rest of his family is in Brazil, which does not have an extradition treaty with the U.S., and he hasn't heard from them in months.

He wonders what he will do when he has sold the last set of cufflinks. The pawn shop owner is not very generous, and the only collectors who might be interested are those unemployed neckbeards who live in their parents' basements and collect knockoff Nazi memorabilia.

Sometimes he waddles over to the neighbors' trash bins and pokes around in them with a stick, never with his little hands, hoping to find a copy of the New York Times or the Washington Post that might have an article about him. He wonders if Maggie Haberman still writes about him. Since his neighbors do not subscribe to these newspapers, he is able to imagine that his name still appears in them from time to time. Sometimes he finds uneaten French fries in the bins, which is a nice bonus when it happens, but most of the time the neighbors chase him away.

The worst thing of all is that Vladimir Putin no longer takes his calls.

[malaise]

65. This is too freaking good

[Pachamama]

77. You haven't thought about this much, have you?

That was a good visual.....

[GeorgeGist]

66. POVERTY

[nini]

67. L.A. County Jail General Population

He'd die of a heart attack within a minute.

[SeattleVet]

68. Him living in a cardboard box in an alley beside the former tRump Tower...

which will be converted to low-cost housing where families who have applied for asylum may live until their hearing dates. Each 'luxury' apartment could be converted into multiple dwellings. tRump's own triplex could be subdivided into approximately 10 apartments of about 1,000 square feet. Residents get first chance at jobs within the building.

All other tRump properties are to be developed in a similar manner (using the assets seized from him, of course) - you could easily build very adequate housing for a LOT of people on the massive amount of land currently taken up by his golf courses and clubhouses!

[bitterross]

69. Hanging by the neck until dead

The long-standing punishment for treason.

[Bob Loblaw]

70. How about

LIVING..., IN A VAN..., DOWN BY THE RIVER!!!

[Karadeniz]

71. I know this is cruel and barbaric, but I fantasize about a brick wall and a firing squad.

Won't happen. If he's allowed to run loose, I'd like his passport revoked. I also hope his financial crimes mean he has to sell his assets.

[malaise]

73. If he robs one of his dictator friends

That may happen

[anarch]

74. banishment from human society

well then again I'd include a great number of other people of a similar ilk in the rocketship that I'd fill up with assholes and launch off into space, never to be seen or heard from (not even by tweet) ever again...so he wouldn't get lonely.

But that is probably a bit impractical...

[Vinca]

75. It would end in a long prison sentence and not at Club Fed.

Orange jumpsuit, shitty food and not a gold-plated potty for miles.

[Pachamama]

78. In solitary confinement with pictures of John McCain all around him and video/audio 24x7 of McCain's

...voice for him to have to hear....interspersed with Hillary's laugh....

That would be a deserving end....

[GoCubsGo]

79. As Billy Valentine said in "Trading Places",

the best way to hurt a rich guy is to make them poor. So, confiscate his and his family's and associates' entire assets. As much as I'd love to see them all stripped naked and dropped off in the middle of the Englewood neighborhood in Chicago, preferably in the middle of winter, that's not enough. Give them all some cheap Walmart clothing, and send them to Puerto Rico and put them to work rebuilding. Give them the worst jobs available, and make them live in tents. If they get sick, tough shit. Let 'em go find a free clinic. Definitely make them go on TV to apologize to Hillary first, though. I'd love it if they were made to beg and grovel and kiss her feet, too. Bu, I'm sure Hillary is above those sorts of theatrics.

[malaise]

83. Love it

[Zoonart]

80. I'll play...

I'd like to see MF45 and his spawn stripped of their citizenship and sent to an uninhabited island with nothing but a pack of matches. I don't want to see one more tax dollar spent on any of them, not even to incarcerate them.

[nuxvomica]

82. Revoke his citizenship

Sentence him and his cronies to a garbage scow that wanders the oceans cleaning up seaborne waste; they feed off whatever rotting food they can find. He can only set foot on land to spend time with Tiffany and Barron! It finally ends with a death fight between him and Mnuchin over a chicken bone somewhere in the South China Sea. A chicken bone!