Ya knew it was coming.. "God moved the hurricane for the Republicans"

[SomethingFishy]

http://videocafe.crooksandliars.com/david/pat-robertsons-cbn-suggests-god-moved-hurric

The religious lifestyle show hosted by televangelist Pat Robertson on Monday suggested that Christians in Florida had convinced God to move soon-to-be Hurricane Isaac away from Tampa, Florida to protect Republicans.

During a segment about how Isaac forced the first day of Republican National Convention to be cancelled, Christian Broadcasting Network's Paul Strand noted that Current TV host Jennifer Granholm sent out a "snarky tweet" saying that "God has ways to shut that whole thing down."

"For anybody who's a liberal who's part of a party that would like to whitewash God out of America, it's amazing that she's acknowledging that God has any part in the storm," conservative radio host Bill Bunkley told CBN.

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"We have had lots and lots of people praying around the clock that it would move," Rev. Jesten Peters explained. "And if you watch from the very beginning where they were saying it was coming up and now where they're saying it's going, then it's really moved a lot for us, and we appreciate God doing that and moving it for us."

So I guess Christians really hate New Orleans.

[2pooped2pop]

1. yeah why didn't the sadistic bastards pray it away

instead of praying for it to hit somewhere else? Christians, my ass.

[greatauntoftriplets]

2. And when it hits New Orleans on the 7th anniversary of Katrina....

some smartass is going to post this photo. Oh, wait! I already did.

[Scuba]

3. Let me know when he moves Mitt's favorability rating.

[Aeroette]

4. I guess the people in Louisiana made a pact with the devil to get hit twice

Or maybe they're just a bunch of sinners who don't pray hard enough.

[gkhouston]

5. Or... God thought the Republicans were as much disaster as Florida can take at one time. n/t

[cthulu2016]

6. Couldn't they have prayed for it to dissipate or head back out to sea?

[jorno67]

7. Excellent! Now that you got your prayer skills sharpened....

Start praying for the poor, the elderly, the sick, and for peace.

[Blue Meany]

8. Why does he only tell us after the fact what has happened...

If he is so sure of this, he should be able to tell us in advance.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

9. Where is Pat Robertson on this?

He's a Saint. He cured my hemorrhoids a few years ago when I stuck my ass up to his face to moon him over the TV screen.

[B Calm]

10. Proof that God is a woman!

[Odin2005]

11. Primitive magical thinking is annoying.

[Fire Walk With Me]

12. Exactly: Straight into already republican-decimated New Orleans. Gee thanks!

[Buns_of_Fire]

13. The Lord works in mysterious ways...

Just smiting the hell out of the bubba's convention would be pretty obvious. I give God credit for being a bit more subtle than that.

No, Isaac will landfall -- around New Orleans -- both seven years to the day after Katrina, plus at the same time as the bubba party is anointing Prince Romney. Everyone knows who was in charge when NOLA drowned.

Surely many will see what this is all trying to tell us.

[PD Turk]

14. But, but

They cancelled the first day of the convention when it looked like it was heading to FL. O ye of little faith!!

[dogknob]

15. And God said unto Isaac...

"Go not into Tampa Bay, lest thy wrath fall short of driving the unwelcome from the place. They shall bloweth and speweth on the scale of ten of thou."

[Sheepshank]

16. They didn't trust God enough. They cancelled the first day of the Convention

After the fact, they make the presumption that God loves them more that New Orleans? Alrighty then.