Note what Mitt's riding here--it's a, uh,

[Jackpine Radical]

fuckin' White Horse!





http://www.salon.com/2012/01/29/mitt_and_the_white_horse_prophecy/

“We were taught that America is the Promised Land,” he said in an interview.”The Mormons are the Chosen People. And the time is now for a Mormon leader to usher in the second coming of Christ and install the political Kingdom of God in Washington, D.C.”

In this scenario, Romney’s candidacy is part of the eternal plan and the candidate himself is fulfilling the destiny begun in what the church calls the “pre-existence.”

Several prominent Mormons, including conservative talk-show host Glenn Beck, have alluded to this apocalyptic prophecy. The controversial myth is not an official church doctrine, but it has also arisen in the national dialogue with the presidential candidacies of Mormons George Romney, Sen. Orrin Hatch, R-Utah, and now Mitt Romney.

“I don’t think the White Horse Prophecy is fair to bring up at all,” Mitt Romney told the Salt Lake Tribune when he was asked about it during his 2008 presidential bid. “It’s been rejected by every church leader that has talked about it. It has nothing to do with anything.”

[hlthe2b]

1. Looks like a Palomino to me, but I get your point.

[tridim]

2. Inconceivable!

[NightWatcher]

3. good thing their religion is a joke, dreamed up by a convicted fraudster, to con people out of cash

If it were real, we'd be screwed

[KansDem]

4. Cue the music!

Looks like those horses are ready to dance!!!

[Spirochete]

5. Dog strapped to the saddle? n/t

[HopeHoops]

6. If I were the horse, I'd buck and throw him on his ass. And THEN kick him.