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Playinghardball

(11,665 posts)
Tue Aug 28, 2012, 07:03 PM Aug 2012

Disaster preparedness tips for Republicans, by Republicans

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Since Republicans decided hurricane central during hurricane season is the optimal time and place for a convention, here are some previously approved Republican tips for surviving the nasty weather: 1.Eat birthday cake.
2.Defund FEMA.
3.Hot bottled water for dehydrated babies.
4.Find someone from the International Arabian Horse Association, and put him in charge.
5.Blame the feminists, gays, Obama and various unnamed sinners.
6.Do not bother Barbara Bush's beautiful mind.

So, any other tips?

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