Gohmert calls Mueller an 'anal opening' ahead of testimony

[Kid Berwyn]

BY CHRIS MILLS RODRIGO
The Hill, 07/01/19

Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-Texas) called former special counsel Robert Mueller an "anal opening" ahead of the former FBI chief's public testimony before Congress.

“He’s done some irreparable damage to some things and he’s got to answer for them,” Gohmert told Politico. He is one of 25 Republicans on the House Intelligence and Judiciary committees who get to grill Mueller during the back-to-back hearings scheduled later this month.

The Texas lawmaker added that his reading of the former special counsel’s report did little to temper his animosity toward Mueller: “It reinforced the anal opening that I believe Mueller to be.”

Lawmakers from both parties will have the opportunity to question Mueller for hours during back-to-back House hearings on July 17 about the findings of his 22-month investigation into Russia’s election interference in 2016 and potential obstruction of justice by President Trump.

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https://thehill.com/homenews/house/451209-gohmert-calls-mueller-an-anal-opening-ahead-of-testimony

Wonder what Trumputin has on this guy?

[struggle4progress]

1. "If I can him an asshole first, maybe people won't notice what I am!"

[Kid Berwyn]

6. They always project.

Tells.

[BigmanPigman]

2. I think he was this idiotic his whole life.

I see he is doing what we predicted, he is the first one though to go to the length of insulting Mueller three weeks before his testimony and in such a vile way. It suits his vile lack of personality.

[Kid Berwyn]

8. Poisoning the well like only an inbred teabagger knows.

History will not be kind to this guy and his supporters. Louie Gohmert, a veteran of the US Army, is a Russian stooge.

[FM123]

3. Wow, that Gohmert is really something.

I wonder if his anus is jealous of the crap that comes out of his mouth....

[Kid Berwyn]

14. It's an immediate GOP Toady give-away.

The animal whose mouth and anus are one and the same. And at some point therein the Gohmert brain farts along.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

4. Gohmert likes to project

[sop]

5. Why would Gohmert call Mueller an "anal opening" if his report exonerated Trump?

[Leghorn21]

9. Many, many people are wondering the same, sop, believe me.

FUCKIN HELL, you little PUNKS

[Kid Berwyn]

13. Mueller was making an airtight RICO case until Sessions got fired.

The arrival of Roy Cohn Barr completed the slow-mo Saturday Night Massacre.

[Jake Stern]

7. Considering his head looks like the tip of an uncircumcised dick

Gohmert should be the LAST person to compare someone to a body part.

[Kid Berwyn]

12. Parts Is Parts

A dickhead’s gotta be a dick to cover for Donald the Anusface.

[spanone]

10. Remember when the republicans were praising Mueller

Rare bipartisan moment: Both sides embrace Robert Mueller as special counsel... May 17, 2017
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2017/05/17/rare-bipartisan-moment-both-sides-embrace-robert-mueller-special-counsel/101810310/

Republicans jump on special prosecutor bandwagon...05/17/2017
https://www.politico.com/story/2017/05/17/special-prosecutor-republicans-mueller-238527

[ProudLib72]

11. And remember how Mueller was excoriated right here on DU?

Shoot, there may have been some anti-Mueller posts in the last few days.

As much as he tries to be non-partisan, Mueller will fail. There is no way in hell to remain neutral, not now when the floodgates of partisan politics have been fully opened by the Rump.

[VOX]

15. Gohmert is THE poster boy for illiterate dumbfuckistan Republicans.

He is like a prime, elemental, uncut-substance Republicanism— you can’t get any lower/dumber/crazier than Gohmert.

Wait, I shouldn’t say that that. Every time you think they’ve hit absolute, bedrock ossified shit, Repugs manage to dig deeper.