DC Weather Forecast: We all know how Trump feels about the rain, especially with his precious hair

[kpete]

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[mainstreetonce]

1. It rained on his innaugural

Now it will rain on his big parade.
Someone is sending a message.

[PunkinPi]

3. Someone is...

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Yo @realDonaldTrump,

Weather forecast says heavy rain predicted in D.C. on the 4th of July.

Sorry to rain on your parade, but I’m gonna make it rain on your parade.

- God

[tblue37]

11. And he lied that as soon as he started speaking the rain stopped and the sun came out.

Yes, he actually made that claim.

[DENVERPOPS]

23. Nonsense People

If it rains, Trump will do cartwheels across the stage because then he can march out Melanoma, without an umbrella, wearing only a thin designer white t-shirt and put her center stage with spotlights........LOL

Oh, and don't forget Ivanka! (For all the younger bubba rednecks who aren't interested in mommie cougar......)

After all the porno photos she has allowed him to take of her and spread across the internet, she won't even think twice about doing a wet t-shirt shot........

I just wonder what her kid thinks/does when the other kids at his school bring some of those photos to school and show him his mother?? Screw academics, mommie dearest had better be getting him fighting lessons, that's for sure..........

Another thing is that there had better not be a professional wrestling, NASCAR, Monster Truck, or tractor pulling event on TV at the same time or his ratings will be much lower........

[jberryhill]

29. That's a heck of an act, what do you call it?

[KY_EnviroGuy]

30. It would fit Trump's character to have these things at the parade....

"professional wrestling, NASCAR, Monster Truck, or tractor pulling event".

Guarantees no competition.

KY.............

[Ohiogal]

2. That plastic bonnet

is perfect for him!! My grandmother used to have one that folded up into a little plastic case and she kept it in her purse just in case she got caught in the rain.

[dewsgirl]

5. So did mine.☺

[Traildogbob]

19. Better idea

How about a Nazi helmet with that spike On top? Would hold up in the wind much better and suit his racist ass.

[TruckFump]

4. OMG, if MF45 has to stay at the WH because of the rain!

And miss his BIG dictator faux miltary day event, talk about karma to the max!!!!

[Dunnjen]

6. I'm sure they will set up a canopy for him

But at least he won't get to brag about no rain. We'll, he will actually, and his base will agree. Another day another lie ad infinitum ad nauseum.

[tblue37]

12. See my post #11 above. (He's made that claim before--that the rain stopped just for him.) nt

[OliverQ]

7. I really hope the whole event is completely washed out

by storms. I heard only 50% chance of storms, so not sure it will be enough, but fingers crossed.

[Scarsdale]

27. I hope flights are grounded

because of the wind. I hope it rains buckets ALL DAY.

[Raven]

8. A lightening strike would be nice. n/t

[joanbarnes]

16. ...if there IS a God......

[machoneman]

28. Yes, may Shiva, Buddha, Yahweh and all the gods, real or imagined, make it a total rain-out!

We hope.........................................................

[bdamomma]

9. I hope this stupid

ego event gets washed out. Period.

Good Mother Nature is stepping in.

[mainstreetonce]

10. Let it roll

https://m.

[malaise]

13. Most women hate him

Mother Nature is one of us - please, please, please!!!

[JHB]

14. Forecast:

[jmbar2]

15. Ha Ha Ha!

There is a God/Goddess after all!

[Takket]

17. Storms will be scattered with 40% chance through the evening

So it will likely rain at some point but can’t really guess if it will be during the event times.

[NCjack]

18. Maybe some one will sneak behind him and stretch a condom over his head. nt

[IronLionZion]

20. God/Universe is sending him a message

[FakeNoose]

21. Chump will be in a closed off, air-conditioned VIP tent

... so no worries, ChumpHumpers! You'll all be the ones to get fried in the sun and then blown away by the tornadoes that will hit DC tomorrow. Just show up long enough to get paid for the appearance, and then beat it out of town.

Don't think for a minute that any of the VIPs will be in any danger or discomfort. That's why they're paying big money to get into Chump's tent.

[Everyman Jackal]

22. Every time he tells a lie

there should be a bolt of lightning and a roll of thunder.

[Different Drummer]

24. I'm going to let Eric Clapton express my opinion.

[pangaia]

25. I don't see a forecast like that anywhere in the DC area.

No gail force winds
some scattered thunderstorms..

Maybe I am missing something..

I see --


11:00 AM
THU
Scattered Thunderstorms 87° 95°
35% rain
64% E 4 mph

12:00 PM
THU
Scattered Thunderstorms 88° 96°
40%rain
62% SE 5 mph

1:00 PM
THU
Scattered Thunderstorms 89° 98°
45% rain
62% SSE 5 mph

2:00 PM
THU
Scattered Thunderstorms 89° 98°
40% rain
62% SE 6 mph

3:00 PM
THU
Scattered Thunderstorms 89° 99°
40% rain
61% SE 7 mph

4:00 PM
THU
Scattered Thunderstorms90° 100°
40% rain
60% SE 7 mph

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

26. Looks pretty miserable anyhow.

How is Spanky going to deal with that heat and humidity? Won't all that orange stuff melt off his hair and face?

[The Wizard]

31. Hoping for high heat and humidity

as a catalyst for armed and drunk cultists reacting to a Trump speech backed up with fireworks.

[colsohlibgal]

32. Nature Hates Him Too!

I was hoping for something like this.....now that’s Serendipity and Karma.

[Corgigal]

33. Trump can always do this,

and whoever really sang this song.