If you disagree with Trump, then you must be...

[kentuck]

...a Never Trumper or a Trump hater or a Democrat, either one which would disqualify you from criticizing him? Got it?

Now he is trying to disqualify Robert Mueller's testimony in a couple of weeks, by calling him a "Never Trumper" and a "Trump hater". It was just a few weeks ago when he was praising Mueller for "totally exonerating" him? What happened between then and now?

Does he know something we don't know? Is Bob Mueller going to say something nobody has heard about or is he going to stick to his report? What could possibly be wrong with sticking to the report? Is he afraid it is going to be different from Bob Barr and Donald Trump's version?

Obviously, with his change of position on Mueller, he is trying to cover up and hide the truth from the American people. Otherwise, he would not criticize Mueller. If Mueller "exonerated" him, why is he so worried?

I know it will take a genius to figure that out...

[leftieNanner]

1. A STABLE genius!

Perhaps some of those redacted parts of the report that nobody has seen outside of Barr's office might get mentioned.

Something about Junior perhaps? Or Ivanka?

This could be delicious.

[Frustratedlady]

2. Now that the exposure of his income taxes is getting closer...

he is going to hit back. Mueller testifying might also convince enough people he is crooked to interfere with the 2020 election results.

Look for him to come out swinging at everyone. He will be like a caged animal. If the attendancee is low at his 4th of July shindig, he'll really come out swinging.

I sure wouldn't want to be anywhere near him.

[Ohioboy]

3. The truth is the Mueller report does not exonerate Trump at all

The only plan they had was to have as few people read the report as possible. If Mueller testifies it just might make a few more people interested enough to read the report for themselves and start thinking on their own. It all boils down to Trump does not want people to know the truth.

[kentuck]

4. The lies and misinformation is unlike anything we have ever seen...

No matter what Mueller might say, it is going to be contradicted by Trump. He will simply lie and his followers will simply believe him.

[Mr.Bill]

5. I think someone in the White House

contracted a comic book company to create a comic book version of the Mueller report for Trump to read, so now he has some understanding of what it contains. The hard part of producing the comic was to keep the words down to a minimum and under three syllables.

[FakeNoose]

12. No it was probably Hannity or Tucker Carlson that 'splained it to him

I doubt anybody at the White House wants to lose their job. Anybody who did, has already left.

[warmfeet]

6. If you disagree with Trump,

then you must be SANE.

[ProudLib72]

7. The past was alterable; therefore, Mueller was always a never-trumper

[LastLiberal in PalmSprings]

8. Fat Donnie probably told his staff to read just the bad parts of Mueller's report aloud to him,

so he can be ready to tweet snarky remarks as Mueller testifies. He's having it read to him because as we know he doesn't/can't read.

So he sat behind his desk in the Oval Office, crossed his arms across his chest as he is wont to do, and puffed himself up and said to the trembling staffer (who was the low man on the totem pole, naturally), "What are the worst parts of this piece of shit?"

The staffer started reading aloud at page one and read every word until the end.

"Wait!" the Orange One yelled. "You missed the parts that say there was no collusion and no obstruction!!!"

He suddenly realized he was alone -- very alone -- and that the Oval Office was starting feel like one of those cages on the border he's so proud of.

[scarytomcat]

9. someone actually read the report

Barr should be removed

[kentuck]

10. I agree with you.

I think Barr should be impeached.

(Anyway, the Congress needs the practice.)

[spanone]

11. Dems need a minute commercial of all the republicans praising Mueller when first announced.

run it on a loop

[kentuck]

13. That's a great idea!

It might be very effective before Mueller gets grilled by the Republicans?

[spanone]

14. 👍🏼

[oldsoftie]

15. Amash is the funny one; voted 95% with the GOP but now they call him a "RINO".

How is that possible? Well, he trashed trump, so RINO.