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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsTrump Honors Brave Heroes Who Slept With Wives Of Deployed Soldiers
WASHINGTONIn a special White House ceremony Friday celebrating the much-overlooked citizens for their contributions, President Trump honored the brave heroes who slept with the wives of deployed soldiers.
Despite the considerable risks these men faced, they did not hesitate to rush into the bedroom and lay down our troops wives during the countrys greatest hour of need, said Trump as he placed the Presidential Medal of Freedom around the necks of the many horny men who courageously patrolled bars, streets, and workplaces to service the vulnerable and lonely spouses of the nations enlisted men in every war from Vietnam to the recent conflicts in the Middle East.
Many of these men left their own families behind to heed the late-night phone calls of married women they were seducing without regard to the sometimes dangerous consequences. They have touched countless with their licentious heroics, and, in many ways, inspired me to become the man I am today. For that, we salute you.
Trump ended the ceremony by delivering a stern rebuke to all the blatant hussies who cheated on their husbands while they were off fighting for this great country.
https://politics.theonion.com/trump-honors-brave-heroes-who-slept-with-wives-of-deplo-1836308926
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Trump Honors Brave Heroes Who Slept With Wives Of Deployed Soldiers (Original Post)
Zorro
Jul 2019
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Vinnie From Indy
(10,820 posts)1. LOL!
Bradical79
(4,490 posts)2. It's sad I have to check if it's satire -nt
JustFiveMoreMinutes
(2,133 posts)5. Look for the Onion Label.. (sang to Union Label ditty) n/t
Bradical79
(4,490 posts)11. Yeah, first thing I always do before reading
I scroll down and check for The Onion link lol.
True Dough
(17,255 posts)6. Writers at The Onion
must have to put in overtime to concoct ideas that seem far-fetched enough to be fitting for the Trump administration.
underpants
(182,615 posts)3. Hate to say it
When I was in the Army we knew when another unit had gone to the field. Suddenly there were American women in many of the clubs.
ADX
(1,622 posts)9. When I served in the Marine Corps...
...we'd see women on the dock, crying and waving goodbye to their husbands/boyfriends as their ship departed port for sea duty, then see many of those same women in the E-Club later that very night, drunk off their asses and trying to pick up Marines.
Sad but true...
Hilarious photo, too...
iscooterliberally
(2,860 posts)7. The onion is on a roll today....onion roll!
RandiFan1290
(6,221 posts)8. Jody
first thing I thought!
Karadeniz
(22,471 posts)10. I'm learning to look at the link first!