Someone needs to get onto this. Stat.

[Soph0571]

[world wide wally]

1. Underwater

[Soph0571]

4. Gurgle...

[rpannier]

8. With 50 lb weights tied to each ankle

He did it in the area around the Marianas Trench

[malaise]

13. ROFL

Please proceed Don the Con

[ProudLib72]

3. Obama can eat twenty hamberders in under an hour!

Obama once jumped off the Brooklyn Bridge and then swam to shore completely unscathed!

Obama once climbed to the top of the WH to rescue a kitten. Then he jumped all the way down to the ground, handed the kitten back to its owner, and walked away unharmed!

Here's a good one: Obama once put a belt sander on top of his head to show how tough his hair was. The belt sander just broke!

[proActivist]

14. LOL nt

[llmart]

5. OK, now that's funny.

Love it! Thanks for the laugh. They are sorely needed these days.

[keithbvadu2]

6. Obama went to John McCain's funeral.

Obama went to John McCain's funeral.

[rpannier]

9. Obama spent a week in a coffin next to McCain's under the ground

No food, no water, nothing

[mwooldri]

7. I have an idea. Send all presidents (past and present)...

... back to where their mother came from. I see no problem with this ehehehehe

[LAS14]

10. LOL!!! Just might work!!!! nt

[PatrickforO]

11. You are so funny! You just made my afternoon.

Both me and my wife have been boiling all day about Trump's latest rage-hate-racist tweet.

Yeah, that Obama, he sure can hold his breath a loooooooooooooooong time! People are saying 20 minutes...

[brandnewday2009]

12. In a 50 gallon tank of molten lava.