Here comes Ryan. Get your drinks of choice ready.

[nolabear]

Obamacare, women, God, what else should we drink on?

[Cleita]

1. Cyanide if his budget ever makes it into law. n/t

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

6. You rock (nt)

[Dawson Leery]

2. Lock up your daughters!

[nadinbrzezinski]

3. Coffee

for me.

[Purveyor]

4. I'm 'twisting one'...myself. ;) eom

[Sparkly]

5. Welfare. Obama removed the work requirement.

Oh, and "We did so build that!"

And of course, Obama gutted Medicare.

I think those are the themes.

[nolabear]

7. I can already tell we just go on the lies.

Smug little shit.

[AsahinaKimi]

8. He really is a smug

Ass, isn't he?

[snappyturtle]

9. War? Gotta go refresh mine...going to make it a double. I am

about to gag. They've drug out every line they can think of tonight.

"SO silent about their record"? speaking of the Dems. I just want to slap him
silly with Mitts' tax returns!

[nolabear]

10. He's just so damned EARNEST.

Oh sweet Lord some guy in the crowd is crying.

[Angry Dragon]

11. He is talking about Janesville and working

Janesville has the highest unemployment rate in Wisconsin

He is going on about all the people out of work ......... does he think he has no responsibility for that??

God this man is so full of shit ......... it is just spewing out of his mouth

[Auntie Bush]

12. I got my stolen puke bag from the airlines out instead.

On a side note...I wish Ryan would get some false teeth... he looks toothless like a little old toothless man.

[lunatica]

13. Have a drink every time he pauses to look sincerely into the camera

You'd be drunk before the end of the speech.

[longship]

14. Sorry. Not into alcohol poisoning.

However, a tipsy Longship is okee-dokee. When a martini glass is empty, I make another. Sip as needed.

As Churchill said, I may be drunk tonight but I will be sober in the morning. However, the Republicans will be crazy for the rest of their lives.