Alan "But I Kept My Pants On" Dershowitz changes his story about Epstein.

[Miles Archer]

David Corn
@DavidCornDC

Why would @AlanDersh change his story?

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Vicky Ward
@VickyPJWard

“He was an acquaintance,” Dershowitz says about Epstein. “We didn’t have a close, personal relationship.” (link: http://nymag.com/intelligencer/2019/07/alan-dershowitz-jeffrey-epstein-case.html) nymag.com/intelligencer/…

That's funny because Dershowitz told me a *very* different story in 2002.

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[Baltimike]

1. we have to keep pounding this...the conservative press will abandon it soon to protect the occupant

[Timmygoat]

2. Another subject

Did anyone else here watch the program last night narrated by Ari Melber about the Mueller Report?

[Baltimike]

6. I did not. I haven't watched the news since election night 2016. nt

[magicarpet]

3. Alan Dershowitz said he kept his panties on... as in

... underwear. Alan got a massage by Epstein's young girls,.. but unlike the others Alan never got his genitals massaged and never got excited to a full erection.

As if Alan,.. admitting your panties were off during the multiple massage sessions given by under aged girls would be an admission of improper sexual conductcontact and statutory rape on your behalf,.. Alan.

Most advisable,.. forgive the pun,.. that a lawyer cover his ass and vehemently deny any link to illegality after the fact.

Alan have you given masturbation any thought,... it is much safer,.. and far easier to cover up and conceal.

What a Fascist weasel you are Alan.

[uponit7771]

4. Dershowitz is a liar

[dchill]

12. Ah! I never considered that!

Hmmm. Perhaps you are right!

[ck4829]

5. This right here, kids, is what we call "hubris"

Alan, you might want to shut up and lawyer up yourself. Someone who isn't you.

Just sayin'.

[Botany]

7. Sounds to me like Epstein got some kompromat on Dershowitz because he became toady ...

... for the right. I might be wrong but I think Epstein's real business was blackmail.

[calimary]

11. Y'know, you make a most intriguing point, Botany.

MOST intriguing. Because what he had on some really big names (I mean, Prince Andrew for Pete’s Sake!!?!?!?!!!) was probably worth a luxury yacht or two - or ten.

[Lulu KC]

13. Totally agree and here's a good link

http://nymag.com/intelligencer/2019/07/hedge-funders-have-some-thoughts-on-what-epstein-was-doing.html

[Botany]

14. Epstein's biz model:

Bring in rich and powerful men for booze, cocaine, and underage sex parties
and then get pictures and video of them and after that you own them. And I
wouldn't put it past for Donny Trump being in on the scam especially with his
Trump international modeling agency. Trump has been mobbed up from day
one.

[calimary]

16. Sounds more and more realistic by the hour.

[Botany]

17. Why do I think Godfather 2 and Tom Hagen telling Senator Geary "not to worry" this will never come

Blackmailing like this is really old school mob stuff and no doubt Trump and Epstein were in it
up to their eyeballs. For years the mafia kept J Edgar Hoover off their backs because they had
pictures of Hoover.

[moreland01]

8. Um, yeah, right . .

Kinda late for the Coffee Boy defense.

[pangaia]

9. Many are learning that there actually ARE human beings like this in the world.

And they are NOT just those far, far away.. or in history books, or novels...

dershowitz, trump, conway,

I can only guess at what the childhood of these people must have been like to turn them into such purely evil monsters... you don't find this in the animal kingdom outside homo sapiens, as far as I know.. well, maybe red ants....

[GusBob]

10. Has there been a satire feed yet?

"Alan Dershowitzs' Underpants"

[Lulu KC]

15. Too soon

and not quite funny since girls' lives were, if not ruined, seriously damaged.
Though I love a good inappropriate laugh (e.g. MTM Chuckles the Clown episode).

[Blue_true]

18. He is now trying the Trump defense.

"Hell, I didn't know him or I decided he was a jerk",

Or, "Why would I assault her, she is not my type". Which itself begs the question of what happens to his type of woman.