British Lose Right to Claim Americans are Dumber
You gotta love Andy Borowitz but Brexit Boris has a little ways to go before he equals the US monster.
ONDON (The Borowitz Report)Across the United Kingdom on Friday, Britons mourned their long-cherished right to claim that Americans were significantly dumber than they are.
Luxuriating in the superiority of their intellect over Americans has long been a favorite pastime in Britain, surpassing in popularity such games as cricket, darts, and snooker.
But, according to Alistair Dorrinson, a pub owner in North London, British voters have done irreparable damage to the most enjoyable sport this nation has ever known: namely, treating Americans like idiots.
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