And this is how democracy dies.

[Initech]

Link to tweet

Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency
@CISAgov
With pineapple or without? Which way is the right way to have your pizza? #waronpineapple (link: https://www.dhs.gov/sites/default/files/publications/19_0717_cisa_the-war-on-pineapple-understanding-foreign-interference-in-5-steps.pdf) dhs.gov/sites/default/…

OMFG. We're worried about our next election getting hacked and the people who actually could do something about it are asking about fucking pizza toppings? At least they're getting destroyed in the comments.

[underpants]

1. They're just trying to be "with it"

Drum up some hits.

Because the pineapple thing is so cool....in 2015.

Yogi Berra once said he was getting a pizza and the guy asked him, “You want this cut into 6 or 8 slices?”
Yogi said, “Make it 6. I don’t think I can eat 8”

[Dennis Donovan]

7. Great Yogi quote about Trump:

"It ain’t over 'till we kick that fat, orange shitgibbon to the curb of 1600 Penn!"

Okay, I paraphrased a bit.

[Dennis Donovan]

2. I think it's a rather helpful way to illustrate how cyber-ops on social media take place.

Are people actually thinking this is about pineapples and pizza??

I mean, the disclaimer is near the top of the PDF:
To date, we have no evidence of Russia (or any nation) actively carrying out information operations against pizza toppings. This infographic is an ILLUSTRATION of how information operations have been carried out in the past to exploit divisions in the United States.

[Yonnie3]

3. My thought as well

They show how an unimportant matter of opinion may be manipulated to more important issues.

[Dennis Donovan]

5. Appears no one is reading the PDF.

[Yonnie3]

6. We live in a tl;dr world

Sound bites and memes rule.

[no_hypocrisy]

4. Nashville: It Don't Worry Me . . . . .