I figured out the secret of her Kidneys:

[PCIntern]

M: Donald, I’m on Bialysis

D: Melania, I’m taking off my shoes and socks.

M: your toes are awful

D: well I have Toelio.

M: what? I thought I’d was called Polio

D: now I’m taking off my pants

M: omg! Your knees are frightening.

D: I have kneesles

M: I thought it was called measles

D: now I’m taking off my underpants

M: oh ho! Now you’re going to tell me you have smallcox, right??

[First Speaker]

1. *Groan*...is that by any chance an old medical profession joke...

...brought up to date by present circumstances...?

[MicaelS]

4. Old, old joke.

Read it in Playboy about 40 years ago.

Except it's a bride and groom on their wedding might.

[PCIntern]

5. Yep!

At least 40 years

[ProudLib72]

2. Good God, I don't want to imagine him taking off his underwear!

Dried out baby diarrhea matted to the yeti pubes on his ass.

[marble falls]

3. "Oh Melania, you're a grown up - you don't have to call it a wee wee, its a penis" ...

"Oh Donnie, I've seen penises before and that's a wee wee!"

As long as we're digging up old jokes!

Lord willing, we'll either vote the big joke out if we don't impeach him first!