'He's the one who's infested': Internet dies of laughter after bug appears to get stuck in Trump's h

[turbinetree]

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‘He’s the one who’s infested’: Internet dies of laughter after bug appears to get stuck in Trump’s hair

Published 6 mins ago
on July 30, 2019

By Eric W. Dolan

President Donald Trump on Tuesday delivered a speech in Jamestown, Virginia, to commemorate the 400th anniversary of democracy in America.

But many viewers pointed out that as Trump started his speech, he appeared to have something stuck in his hair — which many people believed was a fly or another bug.

https://www.rawstory.com/2019/07/hes-the-one-whos-infested-internet-dies-of-laughter-after-bug-appears-to-get-stuck-in-trumps-hair/

[watoos]

1. Don't flies hang around the devil?

Was there a smell of sulfur?

[onetexan]

3. Yup, lord of the flies

[zeusdogmom]

7. Flies hang out around s**t, too

Bugs live in the stuff

[SergeStorms]

18. That was going to be...

my comment. On a pile of shit as big as Donnie you'd think there would be more. Either that or it got stuck in the 2 1/2 cans of hairspray he uses each morning to get that tangle of wispy hair(?) to stay in some sort of geometric design.

[Afromania]

29. That bug knows what's up. Dump has shit for brains and mr bug is there for the buffet

Due to over stock It's all you can eat for 3 cents every damn day.

[lunatica]

23. Flies lay eggs in dead bodies

Fly larvae are maggots. Maybe it was a maggot.

[Marie Marie]

31. Maybe the maggot was a MAGAT?

[lunatica]

34. Dunno, it's hard to tell the difference

[Marie Marie]

39. ....

[Submariner]

2. The baby cockroach's little feet were obviously getting stuck walking in the

sticky hairspray residue on his already spray-tanned skin.

[lunatica]

35. Finally! Something that kills cockroaches!

[Arkansas Granny]

4. I've heard people being called "numbskull", but could he not feel that walking on his forehead.

[sinkingfeeling]

6. The orange dye must have a numbing affect.

[Peregrine Took]

5. Remember when he complained about his problem with the "new" hair spray?

Comes out in "globs!"

Must make that weave/spider web atop his dome pretty sticky.


https://globalnews.ca/news/2427776/trump-attacks-pump-hairspray-because-his-hairs-all-screwed-up/

[DBoon]

8. can it be a tarantula hawk wasp?

Oh please oh please?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

27. Or a Sydney funnelweb spider?

Or a bullet ant?

[customerserviceguy]

9. You're all assuming this was a real insect

My theory is that it was a tiny drone delivering new software from Moscow.

[monmouth4]

10. Perhaps it was a large tick and then embedded itself. I love to dream..n/t

[watoos]

11. I never really investigated,

but that thing on his head is either a ball of tumbleweed, which could explain the tick, or is it 4 hairs woven meticulously all around Trump's head? I hear it takes hours for someone to do his hair every day, so it must be 4 hairs?

[TruckFump]

12. Priceless!!

[link:|

[LittleGirl]

28. Thank You so much

For the photo, OMG love it

[Grammy23]

30. Yep. In that second photo he looks like

a fat toad about to snap up the fly/bug with his tongue.

[Thomas Hurt]

13. The fly got to close, was overcome by the hairspray odor and then was captured by it...

Hey maybe Trump's hair is like a Venus flytrap.

[rustysgurl]

14. He was saving it for later ... n/t

[MFM008]

15. Dont flies

Usually crawl all over💩💩💩💩💩

[lunatica]

25. Only if their feet don't get stuck on sticky things like hairspray.

[Disaffected]

16. I kept expecting

his tongue to shoot out and grab it.

[BigmanPigman]

19. He couldn't feel it walking on his forehead due to Botox.

Remember when Obama killed a fly on his arm while being interviewed and didn't miss a beat? Smooth!

[liberaltrucker]

17. Well, flies ARE attracted to piles of shit

[Hamlette]

20. Souza needs to post Obama and the fly video

[lunatica]

36. LOL!

[EveHammond13]

21. LORD OF THE FLIES

[marble falls]

22. "like flies to shit."

[Demovictory9]

24. lol

[MoonRiver]

26. Fly got stuck in the glue that keeps his hair pieces in place!

[Maraya1969]

32. This reminds me of one of those instant Karma stories. Right after #45 talks about some area

in the US as being "infested" his hair turns out to be "infested"


I love it!!!

[malaise]

33. Here's great video

https://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=12332214

[Mountain Mule]

37. Too bad it wasn't a black widow spider or a brown recluse!

Does that make me a bad person to think that way? If so, I guess I was born to be bad!

[Disaffected]

38. Makes you wonder

what's going on in his crotch rug.

[riversedge]

41. oh icky, the image you conjured up is just plain horrible!!

[Disaffected]

42. It is enough alright

to make one go screaming into the night.

[riversedge]

40. The laugh is that #RacistTrump does not even notice-feel the bug crawling across his forehead!!

[CousinIT]

43. "Bugs coming out of his ... wherever." n/t