Guys, I hate to break it to you, but Donald Trump just solved race relations in this country.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

According to his Twitter feed, the hostage A$AP Rocky, seized by brute force by the Swedish, has been freed from the prospect of spending any significant time inside a Swedish dorm room/prison cell after having assaulted a person in that country.

Therefore, because Mr. Rocky is of African-American persuasion (and apparently a friend of one Mr. Kanye West), African American voters in this country now owe it to pledge their full loyalty and fidelity to Donald Trump and should provide all appropriate praise and acclaim towards Mr. Trump for him being so generous and helpful for secure the release of Mr. Rocky.

They should also utilize their time to decry the unpatriotic and divisive tactics of lawmakers including but not limited to Rep. Elijah Cummings and Rep. Illan Omar, neither of whom played any role in rescuing Mr. Rocky from certain doom, and should accordingly mock them for any felonies that might be directed towards them.

[Dan]

1. Well, I am old

And while I am familiar with Rep. Cummings and Omar - aside from some limited knowledge of A$AP being held in Sweden, I don’t have a clue who is is, and care even less.

So, I have to withhold my pledge of loyalty, full or partial.