This tweet about McConnell's shoulder:

[tblue37]

Link to tweet

[ProudLib72]

1. Oh goodness, I sure do hope it wasn't his cold shoulder!

That could seriously affect his ability to not give a shit.

[Glorfindel]

2. Thoughts and prayers for McTortoise...may his recovery be as swift and complete

as those of the murder victims in California, Texas, and Ohio whose blood is on his hands.

[Midnight Writer]

3. "Moscow Mitch" chants at his homecoming rally. He will sit out the rest of the Senate recess.

No townhall meetings, no local press, no awkward questions. Poor Mitch.

[delisen]

4. I guess McConnell used the health insurance we provide for him

when he went for treatment or is he now receiving Medicare?

[smirkymonkey]

5. Well, as long as he didn't hurt that purdy face of his.

I'm calling bullshit. This "injury" is just too convenient. Moscow Mitch is just a fucking namby-pamby like the rest of the people in his party. He can't take the heat so he conveniently runs away like the sniveling little coward that he is.