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TheFerret

(626 posts)
Mon Aug 5, 2019, 10:12 PM Aug 2019

I'll Tell You What I Want, What I Really, Really, Want: FUCKING GUN CONTROL (Ferret/Shower Cap)

A white supremacist terrorist, incited by the incessant hate of President Donald Trump, committed mass murder on Saturday, so there aren't going to be any jokes tonight.

A white supremacist terrorist, incited by the incessant hate of President Donald Trump, killed 22 human beings and wounded two dozen more. And what happens now is that the President and his party will fight like hell to make sure the next white supremacist terrorist has as few obstacles in his path as possible.

(As always, you can find this post, with links, at: http://showercapblog.com/ill-tell-you-what-i-want-what-i-really-really-want-fucking-gun-control/)

And yes, another mass shooting took place just a few hours later, in Dayton, Ohio. Not a white supremacist this time, but another angry white boy, who apparently kept a “hit list” and a “rape list” in high school, just like every other average all-American boy who should definitely be allowed to purchase firearms. But to tomorrow's would-be mass shooters I say: fear not, the Republican Party is as devoted as ever to preserving YOUR right to slaughter as many people as you can before the cops show up.

The GOP playbook is the same as it's always been, after decades of these completely preventable, utterly unnecessary, tragedies; dissemble, whine, and hide until the rage subsides. Once it does, go right back to the very same fear-mongering that inspires this shit in the first place. For the Republican Party, the problem today isn't about the tragic loss of human lives, it's about adjusting the volume knob on the propaganda machine for a few days.

Let's cut through the crap, shall we?

They try to blame video games. The data here is clear, and it screams BULLSHIT.

They try to blame mental illness. The data here is clear, and it screams BULLSHIT.

And yeah, listening to horseshit deflections about mental illness from the very rectal boil who signed a bill reversing an Obama-era regulation designed to make it harder for people with mental illnesses to get ahold of guns is right at the top of the list of Shit I'm Not Having Today.

Meanwhile, it was House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy who trotted out that tired old video games routine, like a flea circus in an outhouse. Kevin, bro, you're like the human appendix, you have two settings; completely useless or life-threatening.

Anyway, these devious little shitstains aren't as dumb as they want us to think they are; they know full goddamn well this isn't about Call of Fucking Duty, they just need an almost-plausible excuse to help them navigate an awkward television interview or two in between the latest massacre and the next NRA fundraiser. That's the nasty truth here; they don't want to solve the problem.

Let me say that again.

They don't want to solve the problem.

All available data, from all over the world, tells us gun control works. But the Republican Party wants to sell more guns, not less. And they want to so much that they'll swim through an ocean of American blood before asking the gun lobby to concede a single inch.

And so they offer the customary thoughts and prayers, as though we're not onto hollowness of that particular scam. Kids, you make a mockery of the very concept of rational thought, and that you have the audacity to invoke prayer is blasphemy that makes Lucifer blush. Take your thoughts and your prayers and shove them up your ass; in fact, propel them backwards through your entire digestive system till they rocket back out of your mewling coward's mouths.

Of course, I'm always amazed at the way Hairplug Himmler responds to the violence he causes. The bar is so low; we know he's a sociopath, we know he's a white supremacist, we expect atrocity from his every word, but like the Thomas Edison of hate, he keeps discovering innovative new ways to tear this country apart.

Like, imagine if George W. Bush had reacted to 9/11 by telling America “Maybe this bin Laden fellah went a smidge too far, but we really oughta listen to some of what he's sayin’!” Because that's exactly what this stool sample of a man did, regurgitating his old attacks on the media, using the very same rhetoric about “fake news” found in the terrorist's manifesto, even as some of his hospitalized victims struggled through the last hours of their lives.

Even after this rhetoric previously incited another American terrorist to mail 16 bombs to those he perceived as his Turd Emperor's enemies. Even after the Capitol Gazette shooting.

He knows his words inspire terrorists to kill, and he

Still

Won't

Stop.

And folks, I don't know if there's been a more perfect encapsulation of our sociopath president's attitude towards gun violence than his inability to even retain the name of the grieving community long enough to muddle through a brief, painfully insincere, TelePrompTer speech. “Toledo, Dayton, alive, slaughtered-like-cattle-in-a-hail-of-gunfire, who gives a shit, I'd rather be watching TV, and in fact fuck you for making me give this speech.”

P.S., the usual suspects in the pundit class giddily praised this “change in tone,” (from the terrifying environment of the regularly-held Klan rallies that are now a fact of life in our country, I guess) delighted at the opportunity to be seen publicly taking Trump’s side, a welcome offering to the God of Bothsidesism*, all because he managed to read a few words off a screen without giving in to the urge to thank the terrorist for his help, live on national television.

The senile old jackass couldn't even fake somber self-reflection for an hour or two over the weekend. He went golfing. Promoted a UFC fight. Trotted out his emptiest shit-eating grin to pose for photos at a wedding at his tacky New Jersey golf resort. If he has any emotional response at all to these tragedies, it's irritation and self-pity that he has to tone down the hate speech for a week or two.

Plus, ever on the lookout for new opportunities to Make American White Again, the Shart of the Deal shrewdly offered to swap mild gun control measures for the chance to check a few items off the Bannon/Miller white nationalist “immigration reform” Xmas list. “Look, me and the terrorist want the exact same thing; placate us and we'll let you have your precious background checks” may seem like an absolutely psychotic position to take, but you have to expect this sort of thing when you elect the worst person in the world.

You may have heard a little rumor, that President Ostomy Bag removed a bunch of tweets using the dehumanizing “ migrant invasion” rhetoric from his timeline. Nope, even that minuscule gesture towards basic decency is too much to ask of him.

Look at the re-election ads these monstrous bastards run on Facebook; invasion, invasion, invasion...like, I understand that after two and half years of non-stop failure, running on your record is not a viable option. But maybe you should just take the L, rather than trying to start a motherfucking race war, huh?

Is it really too much to ask for a little shame from the White House staff? Can't we get one grudging acknowledgement that “hey, we've taken this too far,” or are all y’all too busy doing Jell-O shots in Stephen Miller's office to celebrate a job well done? Will there be not one single principled resignation? One Undersecretary in Charge of Spell-Checking Highway Signs? The intern who has to pick the onions out of Steve Mnuchin's lunch salad?

Of course not. It's no longer reasonable to expect the slightest bit of courage or morality from Republicans. Because if they have to stand on a few new gravestones to pull those last few hard-to-reach judicial appointments off the top shelf, understand they will do so without a moment's hesitation.

There is such thunderous silence from the institutional GOP that a six-tweet thread from a Nebraska state Senator named John McCollister, condemning his party's shameful complicity, made national news. Now John, I appreciate it, but the truth is you're way late, this assignment was due immediately after the Charlottesville “very fine people on both sides” speech. For the rest of your misbegotten party, I know y’all have long since covered every mirror in your homes with duct tape because you can't stand the sight of yourselves, but please understand that we, the American people, have noticed your cowardice and your complicity, and we are sick to fucking death of it.

On the other hand, you have Ohio state rep Candice Keller, who blamed the shootings on basically the entire demented list of personal grievances dictated to her by the maggots gnawing on her misfiring, indoctrinated, little brain. How convenient. Y'know, maybe I should get in on this game. “Mass shootings occur because Target always runs out of those strawberry-flavored marshmallows I like, and because of the bar at the end of my street that blasts Love Shack at unacceptable volumes after midnight,” that's just what I think and you can't tell me any different.

All you fake-ass evangelicals better hope with all your black, bought-and-paid-for hearts that you're wrong about this “God” thing, because when you show up at the pearly gates, caked from head to toe in the blood of children, begging to be judged by your words rather than your actions, the angels are gonna rupture their guts laughing at you.

Mitch McConnell, you walking, talking, structural flaw in the Constitution, you sneering troll, stumbling drunk on power for its own sake, we will see your legacy written in bloody liquid shit, which you so richly deserve. PASS THE MOTHERFUCKING HOUSE GUN CONTROL BILLS, YOU SHIT. Just this once, acknowledge that maybe our lives matter more than your partisan scorekeeping.

While we're talking about him, Moscow Mitch, perhaps worried that somebody somewhere might mistake him for a human being in possession of a thimbleful of decency, thought this was an appropriate moment in time to tweet out an image depicting the tombstone of his likely Democratic opponent in 2020, Amy McGrath. Oh and the young men of “Team Mitch” are already absorbing his lessons on just how fucking amusing violence against your female political opponents can be.

Now, I don't expect anything as silly as “observable real-world evidence” to interfere with the macho cowboy fantasies of the gun-humper crowd, but the Dayton shooter was killed by police, who happened to be patrolling nearby, within 30 seconds of his first shot. In those 30 seconds, he fired off 41 rounds, shooting 14 people, killing 9 of them. That is, again, in probably the best-possible-case scenario, Good Guy With a Gun-wise. Nine deaths.

Must we continue to allow gun policy to be set by fuckwits who don't understand that the reason John Wayne never missed and never got shot was because he was working off a goddamn script? Because that's how we end up with an angry incel, armed with a .223-caliber high-capacity rifle with 100-round drum magazines, killing everyone in sight just because he fucking felt like it. 100 rounds, have you seen this beast? There is no earthly purpose for that product beyond the mass slaughter of human beings. And if you think there's some sort of “right” to own such obscenities, kindly slap my Constitution out of your filthy mouth.

You probably get the impression after all this ranting and raving that I'm angry about this, and I suppose I am. But one thing I am not is hopeless; we have the NRA crowd on the run. Last fall, we chased those craven sycophants out of office all over this country, in districts where they've long felt untouchable. And we will build on that progress next year. The tide has turned on this shit; it's time for the bloodthirsty death merchants to fear US for a change.

To all the shitty little white supremacist dorks, cheering on the bloodshed from your mom's basement, take a quick look around your life; you're all still losers, yeah? Thought so. You chant “you will not replace us?” What the fuck do you imagine you have to offer that's worth replacing?

And to the Republican Party that has worked so diligently to nurture this epidemic of racist violence, I say: this blood is on your hands and we will move heaven and hell to hold you accountable.

Yes, I know you come to this blog expecting poop jokes a news roundup, and God knows, there's plenty of the usual day-to-day insanity, including the latest episode of Donnie Dotard's Dumbfuck Trade War Blows Up the Economy, but we'll get caught up later this week. My apologies.

In the meantime, plenty of great organizations could use your help tonight. Everytown/Moms Demand Action and SPLC are two of my favorites.

Stay safe out there, Resisters.

PS, as I was working up tonight's piece, additional information broke about the absolute scumfuck who carried out the shooting in Dayton. It's...pretty fucking disturbing, and honestly, don't click on the article unless you can't live without knowing about the “Pornogrind” scene. I was certainly a lot happier before I did.

*Basically Chuck Todd with ram's horns

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I'll Tell You What I Want, What I Really, Really, Want: FUCKING GUN CONTROL (Ferret/Shower Cap) (Original Post) TheFerret Aug 2019 OP
K&R and thanks for this righteous rant. nt tblue37 Aug 2019 #1
When this fucking nightmare is over I hope Phoenix61 Aug 2019 #2
So I just had to go to your blog and read that disgusting pornogrind article ismnotwasm Aug 2019 #3
Total Gun Control can't happen without Confiscation. Tertullian Aug 2019 #4
Immediate effect, might take 25 years. But, every decade we do nothing, puts another 100 Million Hoyt Aug 2019 #5
the policies GOP is enacting now, they planned 30+ years ago. they played the long game. EveHammond13 Aug 2019 #7
So to achieve public safety sarisataka Aug 2019 #11
Black is the new brown. discntnt_irny_srcsm Aug 2019 #12
Not that gunner junk. The gun sites are filled with that BS. You guys are just protecting your guns. Hoyt Aug 2019 #13
Anyone advocating using the military sarisataka Aug 2019 #14
Spare me the gunner BS. Hoyt Aug 2019 #15
I recall you have said sarisataka Aug 2019 #16
I thought all you gunners were "law-abiding." Don't think I have said I support mass confiscation. Hoyt Aug 2019 #17
I am "law abiding" sarisataka Aug 2019 #19
Please, I give up. Post your gunner -- and posse comitas -- stuff to someone else. Heard it before. Hoyt Aug 2019 #20
I posted to the person sarisataka Aug 2019 #21
Change "gun owner" to "being brown", and you'd sound *exactly" like a Trumper... friendly_iconoclast Aug 2019 #25
LMAO. Seems to me those who own a bunch of gunz and promote more guns are more trump's type. Hoyt Aug 2019 #29
You, an admitted violent felon, have caused more societal harm than 99.9% of legal gun owners friendly_iconoclast Aug 2019 #32
Yeah, read it in context, Friendly. Hoyt Aug 2019 #33
I read by your own words that you're an ex-felon, who nonetheless owns/owned several guns... friendly_iconoclast Aug 2019 #37
Also, did you report the guns you own/owned to *your* parole officer? friendly_iconoclast Aug 2019 #35
What law stopped *you* from owning those guns, Mr. Ex-Robber? friendly_iconoclast Aug 2019 #36
Fiendly, you have lost it, buddy. All this negative gun stuff is getting to you. Put your gunz away, Hoyt Aug 2019 #38
I've no doubt that *you* believe that what you say is true when you say it. friendly_iconoclast Aug 2019 #39
You've advocated torture and vigilantism. I'm glad you have a bad opinion of me friendly_iconoclast Aug 2019 #41
Hoyt and Sarisataka: Posse COMITATUS. maddiemom Aug 2019 #31
Good eye. Unlike gunners, I do not fear the Posse Comitatus. Hoyt Aug 2019 #34
I think "Mass Shooting Prevention" is much more effective messaging than "gun control" EveHammond13 Aug 2019 #6
Well done! oasis Aug 2019 #8
Kicked and recommended. ❤ nt littlemissmartypants Aug 2019 #9
K&R n/t Lugnut Aug 2019 #10
Knr 💙🇺🇸 voteearlyvoteoften Aug 2019 #18
K&R, Ferret. murielm99 Aug 2019 #22
You had me at "President Ostomy Bag" ProfessorPlum Aug 2019 #23
A big, fat K&R! Thank you, dear Ferret. n/t CaliforniaPeggy Aug 2019 #24
Great column! cp Aug 2019 #26
Nice malaise Aug 2019 #27
Thank you Ferret CatMor Aug 2019 #28
Thank you for your words of wisdom Gothmog Aug 2019 #30
A nation full of idiots rainb0w Aug 2019 #40

Phoenix61

(16,951 posts)
2. When this fucking nightmare is over I hope
Mon Aug 5, 2019, 10:32 PM
Aug 2019

you put this amazing collection in a book. This needs to be saved for posterity because no one will believe we managed to fuck up so badly this POS actually made it into the Whitehouse.

ismnotwasm

(41,919 posts)
3. So I just had to go to your blog and read that disgusting pornogrind article
Mon Aug 5, 2019, 10:34 PM
Aug 2019

I mean....that’s fucked up

Tertullian

(46 posts)
4. Total Gun Control can't happen without Confiscation.
Mon Aug 5, 2019, 10:38 PM
Aug 2019

There are just too many guns now in the USA to make any kind of gun control laws immediately effective. Of course, that is no excuse not to elect people who will enact the gun control laws NOW. We should do so.

But real public safety cannot, in my opinion, be achieved without confiscation. Confiscation. That is a big step. Very big. Unfortunately, Confiscation cannot be feasible without the US military being the lead federal agency involved. And folks, before the US military can be relied upon to complete this mission, We the People are going to have to make sure that our government leaders are preparing the US military to complete this mission. A big part of this preparation of the military is to make sure that the only military leaders that are promoted to General and Admiral are those leaders who are interviewed and explicitly state that they will obey a future POTUS's orders to complete this mission. If they are not willing to make his declaration, for whatever reason, they should not be promoted to General Officer.

Of course, this is all for the future because we'll need a Democrat POTUS and Congress to pull this off, and we'll need to be in charge for a long time to make this confiscation program executed to completion. But, I believe that our time will come. The Youth are Rising and they are Leftist.

 

Hoyt

(54,770 posts)
5. Immediate effect, might take 25 years. But, every decade we do nothing, puts another 100 Million
Mon Aug 5, 2019, 10:45 PM
Aug 2019

of these things on the street. We have to start somewhere, even if nothing really happens in our life-time.

Stop selling ammo, let the F'ers load their own.

Stop public toting, even though it might make only a few percentage point differences in the problem.

Jail time for transferring them, by sales or otherwise.

Surveillance.

And more, can make a difference.

Give them free passage to Idaho or something. Then, build a wall.

sarisataka

(18,212 posts)
11. So to achieve public safety
Tue Aug 6, 2019, 01:49 AM
Aug 2019

We must have our military leaders swear allegiance to the President personally and follow his orders above all else. Then we will turn the military on the civilian population to force compliance with orders.

I seem to recall seeing this movie. No thank you, I would rather live with danger.

 

Hoyt

(54,770 posts)
13. Not that gunner junk. The gun sites are filled with that BS. You guys are just protecting your guns.
Tue Aug 6, 2019, 08:30 AM
Aug 2019

sarisataka

(18,212 posts)
14. Anyone advocating using the military
Tue Aug 6, 2019, 09:28 AM
Aug 2019

To enforce laws is neither liberal nor progressive and definitely is not a Democrat no matter who the POTUS may be.

Many RW sites are filled with such fascist fantasies. Why to you support such when posted here?

sarisataka

(18,212 posts)
16. I recall you have said
Tue Aug 6, 2019, 09:51 AM
Aug 2019

You view the Constitution less as law and more as a "guide" but do you truly endorse using the military to conduct house to house searches as long as it is for a good cause i.e. confiscating gunz?

You don't see any issue requiring generals to swear allegiance to the President?

 

Hoyt

(54,770 posts)
17. I thought all you gunners were "law-abiding." Don't think I have said I support mass confiscation.
Tue Aug 6, 2019, 10:07 AM
Aug 2019

But, I might have in response to you gunners' defiance of giving up your "assault" weapons and such.


Not sure what you are saying about swearing allegiance, but I do know you promote more guns.

sarisataka

(18,212 posts)
19. I am "law abiding"
Tue Aug 6, 2019, 10:24 AM
Aug 2019

The poster above, I questioned but you seem to support, is advocating using the military to enforce confiscation. That violates posse comitas at the least, possibly the 4th and 5th Amendments. (We can assume the 2nd was somehow repealed)

I have never stated I would not comply with the law but that I oppose any regime which puts the military on the streets to be used against citizens.

Swearing allegiance-

the only military leaders that are promoted to General and Admiral are those leaders who are interviewed and explicitly state that they will obey a future POTUS's orders to complete this mission.

Wasn't there much ridicule here two years ago when it was announced Trump was trying to make his staff swear oaths to him personally? Yet here is a proposal to require military leaders to do the same. If not identical to the Fuhrereid, it is less than half a step away.
 

Hoyt

(54,770 posts)
20. Please, I give up. Post your gunner -- and posse comitas -- stuff to someone else. Heard it before.
Tue Aug 6, 2019, 10:26 AM
Aug 2019

sarisataka

(18,212 posts)
21. I posted to the person
Tue Aug 6, 2019, 10:37 AM
Aug 2019

Advocating using the military against civilians. It was your choice to defend that poster.

But I hold no grudges. Have a good day

 

friendly_iconoclast

(15,333 posts)
25. Change "gun owner" to "being brown", and you'd sound *exactly" like a Trumper...
Tue Aug 6, 2019, 02:19 PM
Aug 2019

...in your disdain for the Constitution and the rights of those you deem enemies.


Attention mods: Here are just a few of Hoyt's posts over the years...

https://www.democraticunderground.com/10026676609#post37

A policeman, or a bystander, seeing someone with a gun walking down the street has the right to subdue them to determine if they are "legal."



https://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=118x471849#471995

Further, every citizen should report anyone carrying a gun in public -- Maybe even hold them until police arrive.


https://www.democraticunderground.com/10027238856#post17

The law that says if you have more then 2 gunz you need to see a parole officer twice a month.

If you want to tote, you are automatically banned from owning any gunz.

If one has four gun safes and is proud of it, waterboarding daily would seem a good start.



https://www.democraticunderground.com/10141455343#post7

And anyonene who bid on the gun ought to be under surveillance -- 2nd, 1st or any other Amendment be damned.


 

Hoyt

(54,770 posts)
29. LMAO. Seems to me those who own a bunch of gunz and promote more guns are more trump's type.
Tue Aug 6, 2019, 03:38 PM
Aug 2019


Friendly, what is your rationalization for owning a bunch of guns and standing in the way of legislation that might keep innocent people from getting killed?
 

friendly_iconoclast

(15,333 posts)
32. You, an admitted violent felon, have caused more societal harm than 99.9% of legal gun owners
Tue Aug 6, 2019, 08:03 PM
Aug 2019
https://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1172&pid=45338

As a former robber, I locked the door to keep people out, especially police.
 

friendly_iconoclast

(15,333 posts)
37. I read by your own words that you're an ex-felon, who nonetheless owns/owned several guns...
Tue Aug 6, 2019, 08:25 PM
Aug 2019

...but dislikes other gun owners intensely.

Hypocrisy, self-loathing, or a mix of both?

 

friendly_iconoclast

(15,333 posts)
35. Also, did you report the guns you own/owned to *your* parole officer?
Tue Aug 6, 2019, 08:18 PM
Aug 2019
https://www.democraticunderground.com/10027238856#post15

You were asked which law would have prevented these shootings?

https://www.democraticunderground.com/10027238856#post17

The law that says if you have more then 2 gunz you need to see a parole officer twice a month.


https://www.democraticunderground.com/117210959#post6

Yet gun culture members in area are still arming up with guns and more guns.


https://www.democraticunderground.com/117210959#post8

Have you got all of yours sold yet? n/t

https://www.democraticunderground.com/117210959#post17

I'm saying I will not sell the couple of revolvers I have to you or other gun fanatics.


 

Hoyt

(54,770 posts)
38. Fiendly, you have lost it, buddy. All this negative gun stuff is getting to you. Put your gunz away,
Tue Aug 6, 2019, 08:29 PM
Aug 2019

and breathe deeply.

 

friendly_iconoclast

(15,333 posts)
39. I've no doubt that *you* believe that what you say is true when you say it.
Tue Aug 6, 2019, 09:05 PM
Aug 2019

I've also noticed that when confronted with one or more of your own 'inconvenient' posts you evade, elide
or just pretend that the plain English you used in said post didn't mean what it says.

To be perfectly blunt, I'd sooner buy a used car from a Trump than give credence to any of your claims, and I'd
advise any disinterested reader to do the same.




rainb0w

(1 post)
40. A nation full of idiots
Wed Aug 7, 2019, 03:57 AM
Aug 2019

TBH I feel like I am in a nation full of idiots.

I see nothing but "take muh guns" all over my Facebook feed, in games on Apknite,... the worse part is, it is 100% people who have never touched a gun in their life, they are just sheep following the herd, it's depressing.

Everyone thinks Gun Control = Take all guns, and it's just foolish, it's just so foolish to me, to see something you do not agree with, and just decided to not read anything about it.

There is tons of evidence that suggests gun control would lower the mass shootings, but everyone I see just brings irreverent, "well gangs etc!" arguments, it really sucks to see.

Nobody wants to take your guns, but there is just no need for an AR, or hell even a semi AR, these weapons are deadly, and can kill people so fast its not even funny, everyone fights over the definition, doesn't change the fact that I can go buy one, go to a school, crouch in a corner and most likely get 10 kills easy, it just should not happen.

Gun Control wants to lower the % of MASS shootings, it doesn't fix everything, nobody is saying it does, just wants to lower the %.

Step outside your bubble, and have some empathy, those could have been your kids, or you could have been a teacher there, everyone around me just cares about themselves, and how things affect them, rather than our country as a whole.

Talk about depressing

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