Bill Nye called Akin a f**king idiot on live TV! (satire)

[Kadie]

on edit...

Sorry guys, didn't realize it was satire at first.



Bill Nye called Akin a "f**king idiot" on live TV

Bill Nye made a quiet, unassuming lil appearance on the Smithsonian channel this morning to refute Todd Akin's "legitimate rape" science. Here's how it played out, on live TV:

Look, these people they're f**king retarded. Rape can't cause pregnancy? Breastmilk cures homosexuality? I caused a hurricane by challenging creationism? Who can possibly take these people seriously anymore?

It used to be these Republicans didn't believe in global warming or evolution. That was bad enough. Now they don't even believe in egg + sperm = baby. Where does Todd Akin think babies come from? Does he think there are separate storks for people who were raped and people who weren't? Hey look over there! It's the rape stork. It drops off all its babies directly at the orphanage.

He's a f**king idiot. Just a plain f**king idiot. I'm sorry -- I don't say that word very often -- but it happens to fit in this case. He's just a f**king idiot.

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Bill Nye Blasts Todd Akin, Challenges ‘Fucking Idiot’ to Debate
http://dailycurrant.com/2012/08/30/bill-nye-blasts-todd-akin-challenges-debate/

[niyad]

1. I KNEW I always liked bill

[sibelian]

2. the "rape stork..."

omg...

[justabob]

7. that made me laugh

Love Bill Nye...

[southernyankeebelle]

16. Me too. He is in the wrong profession. He should be a comedian.

[Smilo]

3. Sometimes there is truth in comedy

I bet Bill thought that

[Angry Dragon]

4. It appears Bill hit his rant stride

Way to go Bill

[a geek named Bob]

5. As the intro on his old show went...

BILL! BILL! BILL!

[redwitch]

21. Beat me to it!

BILL! BILL! BILL!

Love that guy!

[a geek named Bob]

28. I need to get copies of his old show. EOM

[Mmm_Bacon]

38. Some available on Youtube...

[monmouth]

6. I think I love him...n/t

[SDjack]

25. Yes, the statement is technically accurate. nt

[nolabear]

9. Speed Walker Strikes Again! (Bill Nye's Seattle Superhero days)

[Politicalboi]

10. I just wish he hadn't used the word retarded

But other than that, he's dead on.

[lumberjack_jeff]

13. +1 n/t

[EC]

11. I think it was on Tweety's show

he almost went that far. He also said they were scared him.

[Kadie]

14. I just read that some are saying it is satire.

[Hissyspit]

30. Because it is.

Check your link:

"The Global Satirical Newspaper of Record"

[Kadie]

37. First time I read the link I didn't see that part. Then I couldn't get page to re-load!

Ugh!!!

Updated my original post.

[slackmaster]

12. He got away with saying on live TV something that would get hidden if posted on DU.

He used the "R" word in a pejorative manner.

[HopeHoops]

15. Well, Akin is a fucking idiot and Nye the Science Guy is correct.

[geckosfeet]

17. Here's the problem. There really ARE people who believe Aikins nonsense.

How else do you explain this unknown pregnancy kind of drooling knuckle dragging?

[Cha]

18. Wow!

It's great Bill Nye challenged Akin to a debate!

[Hissyspit]

19. "The Global Satirical Newspaper of Record"

[Kadie]

29. Shoot!

I see that now.

[htuttle]

20. He blew up like a vinegar and baking soda volcano!

[russspeakeasy]

22. I learned more science watching Bill Nye than I did in my

highschool.

[piratefish08]

23. it's satire ffs. we want to believe ANY FUCKING THING we can, no matter how ridiculous.

[FightForMichigan]

24. Guys...

The news site is the "Daily Currant."

A currant is a kind of fruit.

The "Daily Current" would be a newspaper name.

The site is satire. DAMN GOOD satire, but satire. You know it's good when it rings true.

[Ohio Joe]

26. The problem is, that it has reached this point...

"It used to be these Republicans didn't believe in global warming or evolution. That was bad enough. Now they don't even believe in egg + sperm = baby."

This is the problem. The repugs have gone to the level of "fucking idiot". They babble away without a care for facts or science or even reality... Even worse, there are fuck-tons of people that eat it up.

[Mmm_Bacon]

27. I don't like it...

... Bill has always been one of the classiest guys and this isn't his style.

[Hissyspit]

32. The article is a joke.

Nye said none of those things. Although he is probably thinking them.

[Mmm_Bacon]

35. RAWR....

Damnit Damnit Damnit Damnit Damnit Damnit Damnit Damnit Damnit Damnit Damnit Damnit Damnit Damnit Damnit Damnit Damnit Damnit Damnit Damnit Damnit Damnit Damnit Damnit Damnit Damnit Damnit Damnit Damnit Damnit Damnit Damnit Damnit Damnit Damnit Damnit Damnit Damnit Damnit Damnit Damnit Damnit Damnit Damnit Damnit Damnit Damnit Damnit Damnit Damnit Damnit Damnit Damnit Damnit Damnit Damnit Damnit Damnit Damnit Damnit Damnit Damnit Damnit Damnit Damnit Damnit Damnit Damnit Damnit Damnit Damnit Damnit Damnit Damnit Damnit Damnit Damnit Damnit Damnit Damnit Damnit Damnit Damnit Damnit



Fuck

[piratefish08]

31. satire satire satire satire satire satire satire satire satire satire satire satire

[Alduin]

33. You all know this is satire, right?

[NavyDavy]

41. satire or not.......its the truth......

[progressoid]

34. I want video!!

[malaise]

36. He is a fucking idiot

Thanks Bill

[Lucy Goosey]

39. I know it's satire, but it's a great mental image, isn't it?

[Lone_Star_Dem]

40. It's funny! Don't be sorry.

I laughed my butt off reading it. Nothing wrong with some fun and humor in these times.

[WinstonSmith4740]

42. Don't feel bad...

My niece got me with the "breast milk cures homosexuality" article that was in dailycurrent. I was practically all the way through it before I realized it was a spoof, and I still wasn't positive until I saw the titles to the links at the bottom of the page.

Of course, the kicker here is I can honestly hear those RW crazies actually saying this kind of stuff. In fact, with their attitude towards actual facts, I wouldn't doubt for an instant that we WILL hear this stuff coming out of them, "The way I understand it, doctor's have shown...."

[awoke_in_2003]

43. I know this is satire...

But you know Bill is thinking it, though