Yiddish Curses for Republican Jews

[mia]

May your accountant be as honest as Paul Ryan, and may your children be as compassionate towards the elderly and infirm.


May you live to a hundred and twenty without Social Security or Medicare.


May your prostate grow as fast as your children's student loan interest rates.


May you live to a ripe old age, and may the only people who come visit you be Mormon missionaries.



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[OneGrassRoot]

1. LOLOL!!! n/t

[mia]

7. May you have a large store, and have it all dismantled by vulture capitalists.

[cloudbase]

2. They've long lost any comprehension

of the mama loshn.

[immoderate]

3. Priceless!

--imm

[joeybee12]

4. Hee-hee...knr

[immoderate]

5. May you feast every day on chopped liver with onions, chicken soup with dumplings...

May you feast every day on chopped liver with onions, chicken soup with dumplings, baked carp with horseradish, braised meat with vegetable stew, latkes, and may every bite of it be contaminated with E. Coli, because the government gutted the E.P.A.

Whew!

--imm

[mia]

8. Another: May your insurance company decide constipation is a pre-existing condition.

[redwitch]

6. Love these!

LOL

[NavyDavy]

9. Can we get a fund together and send the repukes one of those "DYBBUK"(sp?) boxes.........as a end of

convention gift!!!!

[mia]

12. Great idea and thanks for introducing me to the Dybbuk box!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dybbuk_box

[fascisthunter]

10. LOL!

[mia]

11. May your only "grandchildren" be cats, and may you be allergic,

May your only "grandchildren" be cats, and may you be allergic, but may your pharmacist legally refuse to refill your Allegra prescription because it's manufactured by the same company that makes the abortion drug.

[mia]

13. May you have a hundred houses, and in every house a hundred rooms, and in every room twenty beds,

May you have a hundred houses, and in every house a hundred rooms, and in every room twenty beds, and then may you fall behind on just one of your mortgage payments and have the bank repossess everything.

[TheMightyFavog]

14. Ooooohhhh!!!!

May you live to a ripe old age, and may the only people who come visit you be Mormon missionaries.

[jillan]

15. Here's a slam against Newt!

May your son win his party's presidential nomination and may you have to sit through a keynote speech that mentions him once, eighteen minutes in.

Mia - I love these!!

[Wise Child]

16. May the pitiful excuse

of an American Idol winner known as Taylor Hicks play an awful cover of "Takin' It To The Streets" at your party's convention.

He probably needed the money.

[niyad]

17. a delighted k and r

[The Blue Flower]

18. Oy! Beautiful!

Thank you.