Profiles in Crazy, LXCVI. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!

[skip fox]

PresiDented Trump is saying: "Just hang in there. . . . You're a true hero! . . . . That's why I came down here: to acknowledge your sacrifice by sacrificing something myself. . . . You know, I could be playing golf right now!"

[underpants]

1. Yeah but you got to meet ME!

That’s really the feel I got from the whole thing yesterday

[skip fox]

3. CAPTION?

"I know you've lost all movement in your arm, can never walk again, and have to use a colostomy bag for the rest or your life, but you look on the bright side: you got to meet me. That's something you could have told your grandchildren if you wouldn't have lost all sexual functioning."

[TheBlackAdder]

2. OK, did you take that picture yet, so I can get the hell out of here?

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Trump once again proving that he is a selective 'germophobe,' only when it's convenient excuse to avoid someone.

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[cornball 24]

4. The patient is thinking he has to use both his tiny fingered miniature hands

to wrap around my one hand!

[Johonny]

5. I want you to know I was there with you at ground zero in Toledo when it happened.

I'm with you. Not like crooked Hillary who was probably out playing golf all weekend in a pant suit. And, could you, perhaps, and I mean this in no small way. Could you, not be so mad about my total lack of support for back ground checks or bans on certain lethal military style weapons, or my buddies in the NRAs who are cozying up to Russian soft money, or the total fact that you getting shot up by a nut is partly due, perhaps, to my rolling back Obama's gun policies. Forget about it.

I want you instead to think happy thought. Like, you know, about the fact that your getting shot is driving gun sales up, way up. Isn't that great. Great news. Think of all the manufacturing jobs. There's nothing America makes better than guns ... well, maybe gun violence victims, maybe, maybe. Anyway on to El Diablo to spread the love.

[captain queeg]

6. Quick, get me some disinfectant so I can wash my hand.

[skip fox]

7. D.T. continues:

"And I'll even sign your cast for $50."