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Initech

(100,064 posts)
Thu Aug 8, 2019, 08:11 PM Aug 2019

Tommy Lee Wins The Internet Today

Yes, *THAT* Tommy Lee:



It says "You Trumpsters better pray that liberals never gain control of the White House again. Because we are going to pay you back so fucking hard for this shit. Planned Parenthoods on every damn corner. We're going to repaint Air Force One pussy hat pink, tossing birth control pills, condoms, and atheist literature from the cockpit. We're going to tax your mega churches so bad that Joel Osteen will need to get a job at Chik Fil A to pay light bill. Speaking of Chik Fil A, we're going to buy all of those and give them to any LGBTQ person you tortured with your sick conversion therapy. Have fun with the new menu you bigoted fucks. Try the McPence. It's a boiled unseasoned chicken breast that you have to eat in the closet with your mother. We're going to gather up all of your guns, melt them down and turn them into a gargantuan metal monument emblazoned with the face of Hillary Clinton. ALL parks will be named Rosa Parks asap. We're replacing confederate statues with BLM leaders and Mexican immigrants. Every single public school will be named after a child that was kidnapped by this regime. And after we fumigate the White House, we're repainting the whole thing rainbow. Fox News will be taken over and turned into a family refuge shelter. We're turning Hannity's office into a giant unisex bathroom with with changing tables and free tampons. And any single time a Trumpster complains about any of the changes, we're adding a gay character to a Disney movie."

Well said!

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Tommy Lee Wins The Internet Today (Original Post) Initech Aug 2019 OP
Pretty funny. Though sad that Tommy Lee is much smarter than the President. dem4decades Aug 2019 #1
Warning: visit the loo before reading! Cracklin Charlie Aug 2019 #2
thanks for the smile.. stillcool Aug 2019 #3
If only. NT enough Aug 2019 #4
" ALL parks will be named Rosa Parks asap." Hotler Aug 2019 #5
Quality. Top to bottom! Roland99 Aug 2019 #6
K. Tommy_Carcetti Aug 2019 #7
I'd support this as the Democratic agenda. flibbitygiblets Aug 2019 #8
Same! Initech Aug 2019 #9
Wait, wait, wait! Lady Freedom Returns Aug 2019 #10
Ive seen the same Tweet but allegedly posted by someone else BadGimp Aug 2019 #11
The real Tommy Lee posted it, but didn't claim authorship StarfishSaver Aug 2019 #13
Totally StarfishSaver Aug 2019 #12
Love it, Love It, LOVE IT!!! calimary Aug 2019 #14
OMG.. funniest thing I have ever heard !! You go Tommy Lee Laura PourMeADrink Aug 2019 #15
Tommy Lee spent 6 months in jail Niagara Aug 2019 #19
I'm shocked that Tommy Lee is a liberal Polybius Aug 2019 #16
It's funny how many 80s metal guys are liberal. Initech Aug 2019 #18
It was posted on DU a year ago. Unknown author. Tommy Lee shared it on social media IronLionZion Aug 2019 #17
Bullshit...now you are going to tell me James Hetfield and Metallica band lives in or near SF.... Xolodno Aug 2019 #20

Lady Freedom Returns

(14,120 posts)
10. Wait, wait, wait!
Thu Aug 8, 2019, 10:12 PM
Aug 2019

I thought we were to keep this under wraps till we win? That way all those trumpers would have heart attachs.

 

Laura PourMeADrink

(42,770 posts)
15. OMG.. funniest thing I have ever heard !! You go Tommy Lee
Thu Aug 8, 2019, 11:00 PM
Aug 2019

Who would have ever thought how brilliantly funny and sarcastic he is. Yikes Pamela!! You were crazy to leave him.

Niagara

(7,596 posts)
19. Tommy Lee spent 6 months in jail
Thu Aug 8, 2019, 11:42 PM
Aug 2019

for physically assaulting Pamela while she was holding one of their sons. I'm not a Pamela fan, but she was crazy to remarry him the second time.


Xolodno

(6,390 posts)
20. Bullshit...now you are going to tell me James Hetfield and Metallica band lives in or near SF....
Fri Aug 9, 2019, 12:22 AM
Aug 2019

...oh, wait....


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