And who will pay for Greenland? Russia!

[JoeOtterbein]

(with tongue-firmly-in-cheek)

The Repubs say we are always against Trump and the GOP so why not agree on this one?

We can organize and go in groups to Trump/GOP rallies all over and yell in unison:

Buy Greenland! Buy Greenland! over and over... et nauseum...

In no time at all the Trump/GOP, and his robot-base, will be joining us for no logical reason whatsoever!

Come on! What ya al thunk? It'll be more fun than a barrel of (o)possums!

[jcgoldie]

1. MEXICO!

Duh!

[brush]

3. It took a second but that is funny. And the "Duh" in the body of the post is an...

"of course" moment.

[mia]

2. Trump thinks that China will finance the deal

in one way or another.

[JoeOtterbein]

5. LOL! But I was think more the Russian Bank.

That's why they will pay for it; cause Trump never pays for his loans!

[mia]

7. True.

Plus, the US already owes $1.11 trillion to China.

[JoeOtterbein]

8. Ouch!

Maybe we can swap Hong Kong for it! (tongue-is-getting-difficult-to-keep-in-cheek!)

[brush]

4. trump! trump! trump! Why do you think Denmark wants to sell?

And to you of all people?

[JoeOtterbein]

6. Cause Trump will make the "best deal"!

Duh!

[Mike_DuBois]

9. Well, some Danes are resentful of financing the island

It has not provided the ROI Denmark had hoped for.

[PandoraAwakened]

10. Always down for a bit of comic resistance!

The way to make this work is to go as a group: Half of the group yells, "Buy Greenland!" The other half yells immediately after, "Who's going to pay?!" Then the whole group yells, "RUSSIA!"

Should only take about three rounds of this before the entire room of Magat sheeple are drooling and farting their way through a brand new chant!

[JoeOtterbein]

11. What great fun is would be!