BREAKING: Trump to establish "Space Force" which will travel to

[LuckyCharms]

Planet Greenland in order to research the prevention of windmill cancer by using cyber and nuclear.

Nuuk! Nuuk! Nuuk!

Woob! Woob! Woob!

[lordsummerisle]

1. Thanks for the laugh! n/t

[LuckyCharms]

2. .

[malaise]

3. Choking on my coffee

Saw someone suggest that this is his Green new deal.

[LuckyCharms]

4. LOL

[underpants]

5. Lots of funny on this thread.

[ananda]

6. ROFL

[UTUSN]

7. "which will travel to" - his golf resorts?!1 (while he thinks he still owns them)

[IronLionZion]

8. Does he think Greenland is green?

Or is he counting on it becoming green in the future because of his climate change policies melting the ice?

[CaptainTruth]

9. Space Force, another creation of the PNAC, in 2000, the group that gave us the Iraq war.

From "Rebuilding America's Defenses," written by the PNAC in 2000:

Among the key conclusions of PNAC's defense strategy document (Rebuilding America's Defenses) were the following:

SNIP

"Control the new 'international commons' of space and 'cyberspace,' and pave the way for the creation of a new military service--U.S. Space Forces--with the mission of space control."

[link:https://www.sourcewatch.org/index.php/Project_for_the_New_American_Century|]

[LastLiberal in PalmSprings]

10. Space Force training manual leaked:

Oh, god, we're being invaded again -- this time from another planet. It's time to build a space wall!

[Mars and Minerva]

11. I hear he'll be repopulating Greenland with his 63,000,000 followers! nt

[Ilsa]

12. He's hoping to find a suitable space

where the DoJ can't reach him.

Sorry, donald, but they can get you in Greenland.