The Enema of the People. Please come CAPTION PresiDented Donald Trump!!!

[skip fox]

PresiDented Trump is saying: "I gave you the greatest economy the world has ever known, and now the fake news and the left wing media are trying to tank the economy just to get rid of me!. . . . No responsibility! . . . They won't hold themselves the least bit accountable for what happens to our economy!"






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Above CAPTION based on Political's story: "Trump accuses new media of trying to crash the economy":

https://www.politico.com/story/2019/08/15/trump-economy-recession-stock-market-media-1464577

[MsLeopard]

1. If we were to give the nation an enema

The tube would go directly into the White House.

[skip fox]

2. In that case,

make it a jalapeno high colonic.

[Cary]

3. To Jeffrey Epstein:

"I'll take that one with the pigtails and freckles"

[Newest Reality]

4. Ah, correction...

He is more like a reverse-enema. My understanding is that they are supposed to clean the shit out, not relentlessly pump more into you until you explode.

We have a high capacity, premium feces pump at the station now. Fill 'er up.

[RainCaster]

7. Agreed!

A great description of DFT

[onetexan]

5. Can't wait till we are unpresidented from this abominable snake

[smirkymonkey]

6. God, he is just repulsive.

The sight of him makes my skin crawl.

[Xipe Totec]

8. Pull my finger. nt

[skip fox]

9. D.T. tries another approach:

"Listen, you got no choice. . . Even if you have my guts and everything I've done. . . . Even if you think you've realized Satan's my biggest fan. . . . Even if I gave Honey Boo Boo and abortion without anesthetic half-time midfield at the Superbowl, . . . even if I lead us into the darkest recession ever . . . well, you'll just have to vote for me, and you know why: the Democrats would be even worse."