NSFW Proud Boys Slain By Sex Minotaur at Center of Club Z Labyrinth (Satire)
Police are investigating the disappearance of six members of the Proud Boys, a white power gang, who were last seen early Sunday morning navigating the crumbling, endless labyrinth beneath Club Z by lamplight.
The group of six white, ideologically vacant men reportedly wandered into Club Z Capitol Hills oldest operating bacchanalian sex abattoirlate Saturday night to build on their latest victory in Portland.
Those idiots walked in and started harassing everybody, and then wandered down the basement for some reasonI guess they were feeling cocky, said a Club Z staff member, who witnessed the incident and declined to give his name. Bet they didnt think theyd end up in an endless stone labyrinth, lorded over by an eight-foot-tall armored sex Minotaur, huh?
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