Man flashes housekeeper, plunges to death while leaping hotel balconies in Atlanta

[Floyd R. Turbo]

ATLANTA – Police say a man flashed a housekeeper at an Atlanta hotel and died trying to escape security by leaping between balconies.

Atlanta police Investigator James White tells reporters that the man died at the Hyatt Regency Atlanta hotel early Monday.

White says the housekeeper reported the man to security and as the man fled he attempted to jump from a balcony at least 10 stories high to one nearby.

White says the man missed the balcony and fell to his death. White says the man’s death is believed to be accidental.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/travel/hotels/2019/08/20/atlanta-hotel-death-man-flashes-housekeeper-falls-balconies/2059523001/

[Mystery sage]

1. Modern assassins creed man you are not.

Oh and in rest in peace.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

5. In pieces! 😏

[blugbox]

10. I know I'm going to hell for this...

But he will probably experience the bleeding effect.

[JohnnyRingo]

2. Might as well flash everyone on the way down.

And the "Perverted Parkour" fad ends as quickly as it begins.

[Coventina]

3. Thanks for the LOL!

[Floyd R. Turbo]

6. Ha! 😏

[JHB]

15. ...which reminds me of a coloring error in a 70's comic...

...Spider-man crashing through a window into an apartment, except instead of his form-fitting costume's pants colored blue like they were supposed to, the they had (white guy) skin tone.

Only for one panel, but for that one, it looked like it had gotten awfully breezy for him.

[JohnnyRingo]

20. LOL

I don't know what it says about me, but I can picture that vividly. I definitely would have gotten a pen and at least added some asscrack.

[SunSeeker]

4. I guess it's hard to jump with your pants down around your ankles. nt

[RKP5637]

7. ...

[Floyd R. Turbo]

8. Had he worn a trench coat, he could've parasailed down!

[In_The_Wind]

13. Should have prepared for a soft landing.

[exboyfil]

9. Man's family sues hotel

for not securing balcony. That will be the next headline.

Note - This was not Florida.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

11. Yep!

[Liberal In Texas]

12. Today's Darwin Award winner.

Luckily he didn't land on some innocent bystander on the ground.

[Xolodno]

14. I wonder if he saw his life "flash"...

...before his eyes.

[Aristus]

16. Well, I guess he won't do that again.

n/t

[RhodeIslandOne]

17. Cocaine is a hell of a drug n/m

[Vinca]

18. Sometimes the herd needs to be thinned.

[yortsed snacilbuper]

19. One less trump voter!