BREAKING: Trump cancels visit to Denmark because of.....Greenland

[brooklynite]

Link to tweet

[C_U_L8R]

1. Brat baby couldn't get what he wanted

So he’ll stay home and sulk. Pathetic.

[TheBlackAdder]

51. Good, I'm sure the PM doesn't want to get downbloused or upskirted!

[cwydro]

86. Ya know, most women can handle themselves just fine.

Classy remark dude.

[cwydro]

87. Can't believe I read shit like this here.

Sounds like something someone else would say.

[underpants]

2. Awww his feewings are hurt

😢

[sheshe2]

3. Poor little Buttercup.

[jpak]

4. And Denmark cheers

[greatauntoftriplets]

5. I'm sure that the Danes are absolutely devastated!

[JenniferJuniper]

6. Is this real life?

[Evolve Dammit]

30. Seriously. I ask myself that almost every day.

[Retrograde]

31. It is getting hard to tell (n.t)

[0rganism]

41. is this just fantasy?

...

[John Fante]

49. Not sure, but I'm caught in a landslide...

[volstork]

66. No escape from reality.

Unfortunately.

[Ghost Dog]

85. Easy come, easy go.

[Thekaspervote]

7. Good ...just saved the king from getting a lot of shit on his medals

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[lpbk2713]

8. I never suspected Trump of having a sense of shame.

But he might be too embarrassed to show up there after running his diarrhea mouth.

[madaboutharry]

9. The man is a freak.

There is something so wrong with him.

Let us review the insanity from this crazy man just from today:

1. Jews who vote for democrats are ignorant of history and
disloyal. (Meaning they are bad Jews.)

2. "Hey Wayne, don't worry. We aren't having any of those
universal background checks.

3. Rep. Tlaib cries crocodile tears.

4. That Danish lady is a real bitch for not letting me buy
Greenland.

5. Oh yeah, I forgot...I have another grandchild. Yawn.....

[Takket]

10. we can't walk away from international diplomacy just because someone

doesn't want to sell part of their country! WHAT INSANITY IS THIS???????????

[smirkymonkey]

28. Is it 25th Amendment time yet? Republicans?

Seriously? What the actual fuck was this?

He is blowing off a diplomatic visit because the Danish Prime Minister would not let him buy Greenland? Which was not for sale. And which we could not afford given our current economic situation and the gutting of domestic social programs.

And why the hell would we even think about buying Greenland in the first place? What benefit could the American people (not Trump and the filthy rich oligarchs who currently control this country) possibly derive from this acquisition?

How much more insane can things get before we pull the plug? FFS!

[Sugar Smack]

11. Speechless.

[Andy823]

12. The whol Greenland thing

Makes him look like an idiot, and narcissists hate facing people that might have a negative view of them.

[Shaddox]

13. JFC- I thought this was fake

But then again, I’m a fucking moron who thought that the laws of logic, nature, and common sense applied anymore. Next stop, “I will be asking our tremendous Supreme Court to review the Law of Gravity. Sooooooo unfair. Sad.”

[blm]

14. No kidding. Geeeeez

[Arkansas Granny]

15. Uh oh. She called his idea absurd and said Greenland is not for sale.

Must have hurt his wiiddle feelings.

[Kid Berwyn]

90. Absurd!

The idea this Bankrupt Unstable Moron is President.

[Celerity]

16. the rotter tweeted more on the subject

Link to tweet

[nilram]

24. Yes, no wonder The Onion is going out of business

sigh

[defacto7]

71. He didn't write the last one. Someone is fixing him.

[Iliyah]

17. Is this real . . .

[renate]

18. is this true?

If it is... Trump just broke reality.

[912gdm]

19. Jesus......fucking... christ.

I just can't anymore

[fierywoman]

20. Time to 25 him.

[Talitha]

80. AMEN !!!!!!

[malaise]

21. For the sake of humanity

Please lock up this lunatic

[hlthe2b]

22. Cancelling a STATE VISIT--not just a "business visit" less than two weeks before.

What an absolute coward and BOOR.

[irisblue]

23. The PM got his credit score.

She also kicked his ass in public

[blm]

45. LOLOLOL

[Leghorn21]

54. She sure as hell did, iris!!!

[Wounded Bear]

25. He was so hoping to connect with millions of his fellow snowflakes in Greenland...

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[Pepsidog]

26. If it isn't real then I will be pissed. I don't want to deal with fake shit here.

[madamesilverspurs]

27. Ooooo, they've done it now!

They'll be added to his list of those to blame for his failures.


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[yaesu]

29. a new twist for the trump reality show and his nutjob audience loves it

I knew there was a reason I always dislike reality shows.

[AJT]

32. Yes, I'm sure she is incredibly disappointed.

[Codeine]

33. This is some sort of alternate fucking reality now.

I’ve slipped through the looking glass, right? Please tell me this isn’t actual, objective, verifiable fucking reality. Please.

[912gdm]

42. I think CERN did something a few years ago

and this is some crazy alternate universe seeping in




I thought that a year ago as a joke, but now I am really starting to wonder

[htuttle]

50. It was that damned Higgs-Boson experiment

Now we're stuck in 'Universe B'.

[patphil]

64. No! It was the little known Biggs-Moron experiment in 2016 that dropped us into "Universe BS".

[frogmarch]

34. Ha! I knew he was serious

about buying Greenland. Well, I was pretty sure he was, and yep. What a dork.

[KY_EnviroGuy]

35. The latest from the Dept. of Distraction (DoD).

located deep in the bowels of the White House basement in a cubicle next to the Dept. of Twitter (DoT).

Keeps deplorable eyes off the real mischief of screwing the American public every day.

They've had a very busy week......

[Mrs. Overall]

36. WTF!

[Johnny2X2X]

37. NATO.

Trump is trying to weaken NATO. This is about that.

[irisblue]

60. Rare minerals actually.

www.azomining.com-"The country has many rich deposits of coal, iron ore, lead, zinc, molybdenum, diamonds, gold, platinum, niobium, tantalite and uranium. The economy of Greenland is partly dependent on the income derived from mineral exploration and extraction.Jul 25, 2012"

[calimary]

38. This whole era is over be big fucking bad joke.

On edit - I just heard Anderson Cooper say this sounds like something from Stephen Colbert.

[yellowcanine]

39. Right up there with the windmill tilting for sheer stupidity.

The man is showing increasing signs of derangement. 25th amendment should be on the table.

[JI7]

40. Hey, everyone look over there, not at the job and money losses over my policies

[democrank]

43. Trump....

Get me a photo op with Kanye, get me some teenage beauty pageant contestants, get me a big, beautiful chocolate cake, get me Greenland!

[ancianita]

44. If I'd been told five years ago that I'd be living through this, I'd have dismissed it as insane.

[lpbk2713]

82. I thought people had learned after having an idiot like Bush for president.

I never thought we would have someone many times worse.

[muriel_volestrangler]

84. Arrested development - Bush stopped maturing around 17, Trump around 7

It's not just Lisa Simpson who'd be an improvement on Trump. Bart would too.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

46. Does he think that cancelling the visit might induce Denmark

to sell Greenland after all because they're so disappointed that he didn't grace them with his glorious orange self?

[rampartc]

47. expect regime change and an effort to free the inuits from their danish commie overlords

trump is seeing those melting glaciers as a great opportunity to make money.

[struggle4progress]

48. "I'm not going to Denmark until they get their wild kangaroo population under control!"

[Anon-C]

52. Next he will have the brilliant idea of shuttering Thule Air Base...

...and kicking Denmark out of NATO.

[John Fante]

53. In related news, The Onion just said, "fuck it, we're done."

"Ain't no way we can compete with this shit"

[HipChick]

55. Is he going to squeeze them with sanctions or tariffs?..

[TheCowsCameHome]

56. Another failed business deal, eh?

I've lost count.

[democratisphere]

57. This is the Onion. Right? Then Borowitz. Right?

You mean this is f'ing for real?! Our 6 year old President is have a little temper tantrum.
Got it!

[bpositive]

58. The onion is going to go out of business.

This is looneyville, straight jacket and padded wall stuff.

[cstanleytech]

59. Initiate face hitting keyboard mode!!

[StatGirl]

61. Aha! The Greenland thing was all a ploy.

The real purpose of floating that bit of silliness was to get out of the Denmark meeting. Why?

[Captain Zero]

77. Golf weekend, duh.

We are running out of good weather for golf, soon.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

78. I think it was the opposite. His negotiating technique

as a real estate developer was to pretend to be walking away from a proposed deal if the other party wasn't offering what he wanted. He probably thought that if he canceled the trip the Danes would run after him, begging him to buy Greenland from them.

[StatGirl]

89. You're right -- your theory is better than mine.

He tried doing that to Pelosi and Schumer over the wall negotiations as well.

[superpatriotman]

62. Am I in a fever dream?

This is down the fat rabbit hole

[Paladin]

63. Fucking. Un. Believable.

I am genuinely humiliated to be a U.S. citizen.

Those of you who still maintain friendly relationships with trump supporters, be they acquaintances or relatives: end those relationships now.Time to get serious about this shit.

[EveHammond13]

65. I'm sure the PM will cry herself to sleep over it. LOL. More like celebrate!

[Baitball Blogger]

67. This is a joke, right?

[John Fante]

68. In related news, after being told numerous times to "fuck off",

I will be canceling my date with Gal Gadot.

[They_Live]

69. bullshit geyser alert

Distraction Level: HIGH!

[iloveObama12]

70. It's Getting Out Of Hand

[Javaman]

72. in other words, he had no intention of ever going to Denmark. nt

[SCVDem]

73. The PM should tell him

That his credit sucks and his FICO score is 150.

You're a deadbeat Donnie!

Denmark is happy!

[defacto7]

74. Give him a flag, set him in Greenland on a melting iceberg

and let him claim it in the name of corporate America and King Kong. Then leave him there to rot.

[AlexSFCA]

75. what a way to keep media spinning as trumps puppett

he literally controls the entire US media landscape including independent and online media.

[sandensea]

76. I bet he's mulling an invasion of Denmark as we speak

"Why can't we do it, general? I mean, they're the size of Connecticut!"

"But, sir. They're a NATO ally, and very constructive members of the international community."

"All the more reason!"

[Eugene]

79. OFFS! Trump is behaving like a toddler.

When I first saw this thread, I thought (hoped) it was in jest. This is a tantrum, pure and simple.

If I offended any toddlers, I sincerely apologize.

[Talitha]

81. Hey Denmark, how about a trade.....

Greenland for Washington D.C..... PLEASE??????

[Buns_of_Fire]

83. Shoulda offered to toss in the Brooklyn Bridge.

But this deal is only good for the next ten minutes. Operators are standing by.

[coeur_de_lion]

88. For fucks sake someone give the baby

a pacifier and put him to bed.