He is Our President, and we should support Him!
So once again it is today down here at the diner, and we are busy thinking as deeply as we can think about international things and all sorts of other stuff like that
The really big news today, of course, is the really big news that Denmark will not even talk to us about selling Greenland to us, which is just so rude. I mean, imagine England refusing to sell us Wales or Scotland! Or India refusing to sell us Pakistan! It seems so totally unnecessary!
So naturally Our Great President has decided not to go to Denmark after all, but is that enough? I am wondering if maybe this even calls for a tariff. So we have been talking about a tariff on what? Some people say Legos, and some say confusing do-it-yourself furniture assembly instructions, while others say pretty blond girls
Anyway we have been discussing this
But I do not care what it is a tariff on as long it is a tariff on something so we can feel good about it even if it has no effect other than ruining our economy