Wackier than Buchmann and Palin put together. Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!

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PresiDented Trump is saying: "Some say Greenland's glaciers are melting, so it would be a bad deal. . . . But if we went in there with all our scientists and engineers and especially developers (a subject I happen to know a lot about, probably more than anyone ever), we could get those icecaps healthy again, and frankly, I think it would be a great tourist spot. . . . And think of this, in Greenland there are no terrorists, Mexicans, Arabs, or Democrats. . . It's like a 'win, win, win, win, win.'"

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1. If he bought it, there would be terrorists aplenty there ...

wherever there were any of his followers, his shady swamp creatures or worse the killer of nations himself.

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2. D.T. switches subjects:

"Just how is it anti-Semitic to say all Jews love and are citizens of Israel in their hearts? It's like saying that all blacks are good dancers and lie to play basketball. . . . Those aren;t bigoted remarks, those are just facts!!! . . . Why can the fake news see that?"