BREAKING NEWS! EMPTY CHAIR WINS NOMINATION!

[xfundy]

At least it doesn't flop around and, while constructed of wood, is less wooden than the candidate it replaced.

[Major Nikon]

1. Could this be the mysterious "none of the above" who polls so well among Republicans?

[jberryhill]

2. Eastwood / Chair 2012

[xfundy]

3. Wow! I'm even more supportive now!

Having not seen it, I didn't realize the chair had not only wood, but STEEL, the hardest metal known to (this) man! Bravo, CHAIR!

Wood and Steel! Wood and Steel! Wood and Steel!

[mfcorey1]

4. CHAIR: I would like to thank Michael, Sarah, George W, Herman and all the other

invisible Republicans who you can't see at this convention. And I want to thank the RNC for reminding the public.

[Initech]

5. That empty chair has more charisma than Romney does any day of the week!

[flamingdem]

6. It uses less Brill Cream nt