Is he the King of Israel?

[DonaldsRump]

or the Clown Prince of Russia?

I vote for the latter. (Please don't hack this vote, Vlad!)

[rampartc]

1. isn't "king of israel" a capital offense.

death by crucifixion if I remember correctly.

[Celerity]

2. with any luck, Rump will go out like Herod The Great

http://www.ccel.org/j/josephus/works/ant-17.htm

But now Herod's distemper greatly increased upon him after a severe manner, and this by God's judgment upon him for his sins; for a fire glowed in him slowly, which did not so much appear to the touch outwardly, as it augmented his pains inwardly; for it brought upon him a vehement appetite to eating, which he could not avoid to supply with one sort of food or other. His entrails were also ex-ulcerated, and the chief violence of his pain lay on his colon; an aqueous and transparent liquor also had settled itself about his feet, and a like matter afflicted him at the bottom of his belly.

Nay, further, his privy-member was putrefied, and produced worms; and when he sat upright, he had a difficulty of breathing, which was very loathsome, on account of the stench of his breath, and the quickness of its returns; he had also convulsions in all parts of his body, which increased his strength to an insufferable degree.

What loathsome disease did King Herod die of?

http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/196/what-loathsome-disease-did-king-herod-die-of/