And Trump Sayeth There Are No Chosen One's Above Me...

[Soph0571]

Heh. Those religious right types love the commandments

We could add
Thou shalt hate all brown children
Thou shalt hate all hungry people, unless they are you
Thou shalt defend me however fucked up I am
Thou shalt defend thy property by shooting any black kids within a 10 mile radius
Thou shalt stand thy ground
I could go on, but I only had 10 commandments - kinda limiting... Feel free to add to the list

[LastLiberal in PalmSprings]

1. Thou shalt kiss my ass if thou art a Republican.

Thou shalt give into my every whim.
Thou shalt praise me...and praise me...and praise me.
Thou shalt exhalt the genius of my every idea, like buying Greenland.
Thou shalt not laugh at me, nor my offspring, nor my third wife.
Thou shalt not bring up my business failures.
Thou shalt not see my income taxes.
Thou shalt not make balloons in my image.
Thou shalt accept without question only my alternate facts.
Thou shalt believe only what I tell you, and not the fake news.

Thou shalt explain to me what the words "thou" and "shalt" mean.

[Soph0571]

2. Thou shalt explain to me what the words "thou" and "shalt" mean.

[abqtommy]

3. tRUMP is the reason that God got a vasectomy!

[Hortensis]

5. :) On a less exalted note, but right in line with "ignore all logic,"

Trump reportedly believes he can keep his voters loyal with a social messaging campaign that the economy is actually great and booming. And who can say he's crazy for thinking so?