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Cyrano

(15,031 posts) Fri Aug 23, 2019, 01:34 PM Aug 2019

Trump's new 10 Commandments

1. Blessed are those who love me.

2. Blessed are those who donate to me.

3. Blessed are those who vote for me.

4. Blessed are those who want me to be president for life.

5. Blessed are those who smite my enemies.

6. Blessed are those who hate Democrats.

7. Blessed are those who love Vladimir.

8. Blessed is money.

9. Blessed are young girls.

10. Blessed are those who know that I Am The One.

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Trump's new 10 Commandments (Original Post) Cyrano Aug 2019 OP

Those are Beatitudes, not commandments. The Velveteen Ocelot Aug 2019 #1

You think Trump knows the difference? Cyrano Aug 2019 #3

Oh, hell, no. The Velveteen Ocelot Aug 2019 #4

#11. and fuck everyone else. spanone Aug 2019 #2

The Velveteen Ocelot

(115,661 posts)

1. Those are Beatitudes, not commandments.

Reply to Cyrano (Original post)

Fri Aug 23, 2019, 01:43 PM

Aug 2019

Commandments would be like:

Thou shalt not criticize Me.
Thou shalt not be a Nasty Woman before Me.
Thou shalt not praise any president before Me, especially Obama.
Thou shalt not believe the Fake Media except when they praise Me.

Etc.