So according to the Republicans, Obama can not only control the weather, he can turn invisible.

[Curtland1015]

Plus he can teleport (from Kenya to Hawaii), has mind control powers, and breathes fire!

He really IS a wizard!



I don't know about you guys, but I'm voting for the level 53 mage!

[ananda]

1. He's a miracle worker!

Next thing you know, they'll have him walking on water,
turning loaves into fishes, and water into wine.

[LiberalEsto]

2. and rethuglicans into swine

or is that redundant?

[Bettie]

3. Don't forget the time travel!

He went back in time to put fake birth announcements in newspapers!

He's probably his own grandpa!

[JaneQPublic]

4. Must be how he closed that GM plant before he was inaugurated. (nt)

[Bettie]

6. Must be

And just to turn Ryan into a liar, no doubt.

Now, if only Ryan and Rmoney cold find that time machine and go back and make themselves less douchey, they'd be fine.

[Curtland1015]

7. Haw!

[BadgerKid]

5. The Fantastic Four just became Five! n/t