How do you get donald trump to change a light bulb?

[George II]

[ChoppinBroccoli]

1. What Would Actually Happen

No, what would actually happen is #Dolt45 wouldn't do anything to change it, and then all his sycophantic lapdogs would insist that he did change it, he replaced it with the biggest, brightest light bulb known to man, and then they'd all stand in the dark exclaiming, "Look at all this LIGHT! It's so bright I can barely take it! I think I might need sunglasses!"

[Ferrets are Cool]

2. I know you mean well, but it just isn't funny anymore

It is tragic what is happening in America.

[Scarsdale]

3. Oh, dear God I could

not agree more. The fact that this disaster of a so-called president is taken seriously at all is tragic. What the HELL is wrong with the gop, letting him systematically destroy all that is good about this country, while they cheer him on? They all risk losing their cushy positions when he gets voted out, unless there is something we are unaware of? Is the "fix" already in for the next election? tRump is a laughingstock worldwide, and the gop HAS to know that. Why are they propping him up?

[gordianot]

4. Why? The GOP has been destructive nihilists for more than 100 years.

[GetRidOfThem]

5. How many Donald Trumps does it taked to screw in a Lightbulb?

"The lighbulbs. Fantastic. I have many lightbulb friends. They all voted for me, too. Fantastic people..."

[Nitram]

6. But he'll choose a method that is unconstitutional and courts will block the removal.