Can we *please* get Samuel L Jackson to talk to an empty chair at the Dem Convention?

[LaydeeBug]

[democrat_patriot]

1. I was thinking an empty suit...

Have it float down from the ceiling, fly around the convention hall....

[C_U_L8R]

3. Perfect !!!

Samuel L takes on the lying-ass empty suit. Love it

[LaydeeBug]

10. And I will smite thee with *furious* anger...

Hahaha

[Robyn66]

22. AWESOME!!!!

[StarryNite]

31. I was thinking an empty pair of...

magical Mormon underpants.

[Drale]

2. The empty chair could represent

Mitt's brain or maybe his soul.

[Johonny]

5. The empty chair can represent his tax returns

[flamingdem]

21. I like this idea nt

[LaydeeBug]

23. It represent your *subconscious*. bwahahaha!

[Johonny]

4. It's like the perfect set up for Bob Newhart

conversation with imaginary people is his whole stand up act.

[sharp_stick]

8. Here's Bob Newharts reply

[Johonny]

11. great !

[bongbong]

27. I loves me some Bob!

Some of the cheesier rerun cable networks are running both of his uber-classic shows - and I'm always riveted.

When the history of comedy is written, he will rank #1 in "timing" (and top 10 in many other facets too). No contest.

[gateley]

28. Haha!!!! Good for Bob!

[JustAnotherGen]

6. I would love that!

:rotfl: Him, Chris Rock, Dave Chappelle - You're RICH BITCH! Especially if Chappelle does it dressed as Rick James.

[Bluenorthwest]

7. Or Will Farrell talking to an empty suit...

nt

[Gidney N Cloyd]

25. Or Farrell (as W) sitting in a chair that everyone is pretending is empty.

[FSogol]

9. Save it for SNL. We don't need gimmicks, the Democrats are the real deal. n/t

[ProgressiveEconomist]

12. Say "raided" again--I dare you!

[pinboy3niner]

13. "I got so TIRED of that MF'n CHAIR on that MF'n STAGE!!!"

But please--no props at the Dem convention, okay?

[LaydeeBug]

19. It's not a prop. It's "Invisible Romney" nt

[mnhtnbb]

14. No, no, get Morgan Freeman!

[apnu]

15. Fuck yeah! And none of this 7 second bullshit either! (nt)

[coalition_unwilling]

16. Bwa-ha-ha. I vote for this image:

[LaydeeBug]

20. hahahaha I love it. nt

[Codeine]

17. "Does Barack Obama look like a bitch?!

Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!"

[sofa king]

18. Easier to simply be more competent and professional.

While it would be fun to ridicule the Republicans with a response-in-kind, the better choice is probably to simply just sail right over it and instead let the President and others focus on actual issues, and on being honest, honorable, and straightforward.

That is the real contrast that we are going to see between these back-to-back conventions.

Oh, that doesn't mean that we cannot have our fun--and this weekend will be fun as thousands of creative people craft their own personal and public responses.

But the people at the convention don't have to do that. All they have to do is their jobs, and let the people notice that only one side is actually doing that.

[librechik]

24. he could teach Clint a few things about the f bomb

it would be hilarious and censored

[RedStateLiberal]

26. Sure!

And he should make plenty of throat slashing gestures and throw in some gun gestures too because they do that all the time in the movies and nobody would question any of that.

[JoePhilly]

29. OMG!!!

That would be hilarious.

[Arkana]

30. Say "deficit" again. SAY "DEFICIT" AGAIN.

I DARE YOU, I DOUBLE DARE YOU, MOTHERFUCKER. SAY "DEFICIT" ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME.

[Paladin]

32. Let's Not.

For once, I'm not in favor of getting down on the repub's level and doing battle. The Eastwood chair thing was a colossal fuckup on their part, it effectively wrecked the most important portion of their convention, and it needs no further embellishment from us. Thanks, Clint.......

[loyalsister]

33. We should not upstage the legend that is Clint Eastwood

Let one actor stunt stand alone.

[GeorgeGist]

34. If I wanted a Republican for President ...