DUers - what does your chair say when you talk to it?

[rurallib]

Is it moody? Is it proud?
Mine is a sullen man who lived through the depression. Blames everything on the Republicans. We get along well.

[ellisonz]

1. Move your ass. n/t

[hlthe2b]

3. Mine too....

Must be a chair rebellion.

[ellisonz]

10. Mine just needs...

...to be put in it's place. Sorry chair, we had to let you go.

[slackmaster]

2. I have one that says "Meow," and if I get too close it attempts to snag my clothing with its claws

That happened to me this morning when I was trying to leave for work.

[dogknob]

16. 2 cats staging an ongoing Occupy campaign. n/t

[Aerows]

19. This happens to me every day

I love the being in the chair, but goodness, she doesn't want anyone sitting on her

[hifiguy]

25. +1

[Progressive dog]

4. Fix my loose rungs or I'm going to dump you on the floor.

My chair has a one track mind.

[Life Long Dem]

5. My chair just told me

I am crazy to be talking to a chair.

[DonRedwood]

6. 'we are one now"

i swear, i have so much to do and yet here I am. bastard chair.

[southernyankeebelle]

7. Mine says what is wrong with the republicans. Whatever happen to make the word

"compromise" mean a dirty word? That was today.

Yesterday was what the hell is going on in this country that people can't see corporations are ruining this country?

[mysuzuki2]

8. Stop putting beans in your chile!

[MineralMan]

9. Mine is sort of assertive. It says,

"Get your narrow ass over here and sit down, dude!"

[rbrnmw]

11. Damn Fat Ass

get off me and go work-out

[madokie]

12. Mine mostly says quit farting so much madokie

You embarrass me to no end. Then it just shuts up and provides me with a seat

[pinboy3niner]

20. And should you fail to heed it, it says:

"Do ya feel lucky? Well do ya, punk?"

[madokie]

30. LOL

Have a great weekend bro'

[pinboy3niner]

32. You too, bro

[flakey_foont]

13. For some odd reason

my chair seems to make an awful lot of fart noises

tells me I must be off my rocker

[pinboy3niner]

14. "Go ahead. Make my day."

[CrispyQ]

15. "There's a room for that!" -nt

[cynatnite]

17. Oh, god please don't pick me. n/t

[LiberalLoner]

18. Mine tells me to pick up all the cat hair left on it.

[Fire Walk With Me]

21. Nothing. But when I can't get someone to talk, I fetch the Comfy Chair.

Our main weapons are surprise. No wait...

[ArnoldLayne]

22. Would you get your lazy ass off of me.

Go do something, clean the house, grass needs to be cut, go for a walk, just give me a break alright!

[gkhouston]

23. I never talk to my chair. Its feelings were hurt, until it overheard some of the things

I say to the television.

[RC]

24. Mine talks back with this annoying screeching noise.

I assume it is venting it's opinion of the shit the Republicans are pulling.

[PD Turk]

26. "hey asshole, lay off the donuts"

"your fat ass is killing me!"

[polly7]

27. Mine's a lazyboy He just grunts now and then. nt.

[pinboy3niner]

28. That's not the half of it--it posts on my DU account!

It takes forever to straighten things out with the admins and send out all the apologies. I really HATE it when that happens!

[auburngrad82]

29. Mine sings to me

[HappyMe]

31. Mine's the silent type.

It did give me some loose change today though.

[Cleita]

33. Tells me to get my fat ass off of it. n/t

[Hugabear]

34. "Hmmf, yrrr sffctng me"

(picture someone trying to talk with a pillow held to their face)

[monmouth]

35. Dust me!

[dorkulon]

36. "You probably didn't need that 2nd burger."