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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)Millions of Americans envy Tiffany Trump for never hearing from her father, a new poll reveals.
According to the poll, conducted by the University of Minnesotas Opinion Research Institute, Tiffany Trumps unique placement beyond the reach of her fathers voice has made her the most envied woman in America.
Although Donald Trump took the extraordinary step of emitting the word Tiffany in remarks to reporters last week, the rarity of that utterance only served to remind Americans of just how fortunate Tiffany was to be off her fathers radar.
In all our years of polling, its highly unusual to find one person so universally envied, Davis Logsdon, who supervised the poll, said. People in virtually every demographic group strongly agreed with the statement, God, I wish I were Tiffany Trump.
The poll finds Tiffany Trump sitting atop a list of the most envied women in America, well ahead of Beyoncé, Taylor Swift, and MacKenzie Bezos, who has a net worth of thirty-five billion dollars.
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/americans-envious-that-tiffany-trump-never-hears-from-dad
Gothmog
(144,939 posts)at140
(6,110 posts)How about Amazon CEO's kids?
How about Bill Gates kids?
How about Soros's kids?
We hear a lot about Trump's kids.
Why is that?
Frances
(8,543 posts)You could ask the same thing about the kids of Obama, George W Bush, Clinton, the first Bush, Reagan, Carter, Nixon, Johnson, Kennedy, Ike, Truman, and Roosevelt
If I remember right, Truman once threatened a newspaperman who criticized his daughter Margaret's musical ability.
at140
(6,110 posts)so sad he never lived to see his kids grow up.
Scarsdale
(9,426 posts)dependent on daddy for their livelihood. None have ever held a real job, except in the tRump grifting organization. I would LOVE to miss them, if only they would GO THE HELL AWAY.
Karadeniz
(22,474 posts)And agriculture. I don't remember any of them going into finance.
Cirque du So-What
(25,908 posts)but I don't think I could pull it off.
UTUSN
(70,649 posts)Not only is it deliciously entertaining for us, but it prolly makes Tiffany feel good!1
treestar
(82,383 posts)From the thread title alone!