Glass half empty: The Walrus is gone. Glass half full: I hear that Paul Wolfowitz is available!

[Miles Archer]

...because at this point, today's joke often ends up as tomorrow's reality.

[Mme. Defarge]

1. Please let me celebrate my birthday

with this morning’s happy announcement.

[BumRushDaShow]

2. Happy Birthday!

And this announcement may have unleashed some interesting next couple of days.

[Mme. Defarge]

3. Thank you for the good wishes,

Chinese curse notwithstanding.

[BumRushDaShow]

4. People have already busted out the popcorn.

[Corgigal]

5. Ah good times.

I had two beta fish, one called rummy and the other Wolfe. They being beta fishes hated each other's guts but I had a plastic divider between them. All puffed up and pissy.

I've got to find my tank to get two new ones then. Let me know.

[lunasun]

6. Although always up for a good government or world bank grift , I thought he was a big antitrumper

Maybe $$$ opportunistic offers will change that