Malarkey Stew. . . . Please come CAPTION Fox's Stuart Varney!!!!

[skip fox]

Stuart Varney is saying "I don't see any illegality to taking the homeless off the streets and putting them in clean facilities where they can get help and training. Our legal system would applaud such an executive move in my opinion. . . . And while we're at it, there are many more misguided people who could use the camps and some re-education. . . . It sounds like a 'Win, Win, Win.' . . . Who could possibly object?"




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Above CAPTION is based on the following exchange linked at Media Matters:

https://www.mediamatters.org/stuart-varney/fox-host-floats-government-putting-homeless-camps-i-hesitate-use-word

[magicarpet]

1. Yeah Koncentration Kamps,...

.... why ever did they do away with them. Where are the undesirables and hated supposed to go ? Besides it is good for capitalism,.. we can exploit them and work them to death and not have to pay them.

Win,... win,.. all around.

God Bless Fascism.

[dchill]

2. Stuart Varney seems to spend 100% of his time...

...rationalizing his greedy, bigoted existence. To his own mind, he sounds perfectly rational, I'm sure.

[skip fox]

3. CAUTION. CAPTIONing at DU is a creative sport, but

we try to channel our subject's greed, stupidity, inhumanity, etc. for satiric purposes.

So . . . he really didn't say this but he may have if he thought he could get away with it."

[dchill]

10. Well, I think what I said is true, anyway.

[Disaffected]

4. "Are there no prisons"

asked Scrooge.

"Plenty of prisons," said the gentleman, laying down the pen again.

"And the Union workhouses?" demanded Scrooge. "Are they still in operation?"

"They are. Still," returned the gentleman, "I wish I could say they were not."

"The Treadmill and the Poor Law are in full vigour, then?" said Scrooge.

[FiveGoodMen]

8. We never learn

(for long)

[Johonny]

5. Hannity- But the Soylent Green wouldn't be made from people in the camps, right?

Varney- No, soylent green is people.

Hannity- But you wouldn't put it in a vape, right?

Varney- No, we'd make Soylent Green flavored vape.

Hannity- But you wouldn't market it to minors, right?

Varney- No, that's are target audience.

Hannity- But you wouldn't add nicotine to make it horribly addictive, right?

Varney- Funny enough, we would make it horribly addictive.

Hannity- I love this idea. Homeless camps. Very humane. What could go wrong?

Varney- Nothing, if we got a good marketing campaign that is.

[JohnnyRingo]

6. Using the words "re-education" and "camps" in the same sentence

seems somewhat dense for anyone with a college degree.

[skip fox]

7. CAUTION. CAPTIONing at DU is a creative sport, but

we try to channel our subjects' inanity, greed, stupidity, etc. for satirical purposes.

So he really didn't say this but would have if he thought he could get away with it. At least that's the joke.

[JohnnyRingo]

9. oops! My ignorance.

Thanx for the re-education.