Good Effin' Grief - Tropical Storm Warning for SW Bahamas

[malaise]

https://www.nhc.noaa.gov/graphics_at4.shtml?start#contents



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..A TROPICAL CYCLONE IS EXPECTED TO FORM NEAR THE NORTHWESTERN
BAHAMAS...


SUMMARY OF 500 PM EDT...2100 UTC...INFORMATION
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LOCATION...23.7N 74.8W
ABOUT 235 MI...380 KM SE OF GREAT ABACO ISLAND
ABOUT 310 MI...500 KM SE OF FREEPORT GRAND BAHAMA ISLAND
MAXIMUM SUSTAINED WINDS...30 MPH...45 KM/H
PRESENT MOVEMENT...NW OR 305 DEGREES AT 8 MPH...13 KM/H
MINIMUM CENTRAL PRESSURE...1008 MB...29.77 INCHES


WATCHES AND WARNINGS
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CHANGES WITH THIS ADVISORY:

The government of the Bahamas has issued a Tropical Storm Warning
for the following islands in the northwestern Bahamas the Abacos,
Berry Islands, Bimini, Eleuthera, Grand Bahama Island, and New
Providence.

SUMMARY OF WATCHES AND WARNINGS IN EFFECT:

A Tropical Storm Warning is in effect for...
* Northwestern Bahamas excluding Andros Island

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The only good news is that the water isn't as hot as it was two weeks ago so there should be no hurricane, but who knows in these times.

[mcar]

1. This one is moving fast!

[11 Bravo]

2. Thoughts and prayers for Alabama.

[malaise]

3. I was looking for this

Expect a new 'Con Cone'

[11 Bravo]

4. Where does Lard Ass need votes?

Therein will lie the sharpie cone of uncertainty.
When NOAA starts to issue hurricane warnings for western Massachusetts, we'll be able to measure his level of desperation.

[SCantiGOP]

6. Trump just said

He is sending advance FEMA teams to Michigan and Wisconsin. Thoughts and Prayers !!

[Meadowoak]

5. Texas