If we are going to accept a liar as POTUS, could we at least get one smart enough to

[Atticus]

get their waterfowl in sequence before they go public with one of their whoppers?

Trying to sell this "transcript" as an exoneration assumes that everyone is as stupid as his base.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. Fat Nixon is a lot dumber than Skinny Nixon, who at least knew very well

that the tapes would eventually do him in.

[jayschool2013]

2. Loons in a row

At least in this case, that's probably the best waterfowl I can think of, though it wrecks the idiom you alluded to.

[unblock]

3. oh dear no. the fact that his lies are so obvious is a blessing.

infuriating, perhaps, but a blessing.

seriously, i cringe at the notion of someone like donnie but a more effective liar.

[Atticus]

5. Point taken. nt

[Srkdqltr]

8. Yes.

I was thinking it's a good thing he can't keep his mouth shut.

[Frustratedlady]

4. What really hurts is that they believe any of us would be that stupid!

I'm to the point of calling the ambulance to have the EMTs come and pick my jaw up off the floor. I can't do it by myself!

All this time, I've waited for anything that even hinted they could be guilty, but this is unbelievable.

AND, to get Barr in the bargain, along with that ignorant Ghoulani, is too much for my poor heart to take.

There is a God! Thank you!

[saidsimplesimon]

7. "that ignorant Ghoulani", great line n/t

[RockRaven]

6. I often wonder why GOP voters are not more offended by Repuke lies

in the "how dumb do you think I am?" kind of way. But that is one offense that never seems to stick with them.