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(5,751 posts)the same height as Trump without his lifts. Liddle?
dalton99a
(81,065 posts)"because I was the best student"
smb
(3,452 posts)dalton99a
(81,065 posts)For amusing use of Sharpie.
malaise
(267,800 posts)He made it worse
Skraxx
(2,965 posts)treestar
(82,383 posts)I had missed that!
malaise
(267,800 posts)She wanted to read my work of 290 pages. My examiners had given me high praise.
When she finished reading it, her first response was that she found one spelling error. I still laugh when I think about it.
central scrutinizer
(11,617 posts)dis(respect) + (des)cribe = discribe
malaise
(267,800 posts)A portmanteau combines words like hotel and motel or breakfast and lunch as brunch.
central scrutinizer
(11,617 posts)I meant to imply the orange menace has coined a new portmanteau out of his vast intellect and vocabulary
malaise
(267,800 posts)LOL
RAB910
(3,445 posts)Major Nikon
(36,814 posts)The "hyphen(sic)" means he meant to do that. Get it?
RAB910
(3,445 posts)TwilightZone
(25,342 posts)Yes, that pretty much sums it up.
malaise
(267,800 posts)and an apostrophe will never be a hyphen - he really is fucking stupid.
TommyCelt
(838 posts)... he was going for Li'l. I can't be sure.
And then this trump AGAIN won the hard-fought battle with spellcheck.
TwilightZone
(25,342 posts)Typical of his childish name-calling.
But with Trump, one never knows.
Scarsdale
(9,426 posts)Lard Ass Donnie? A stable genius? In any stable in the world, he would be the biggest horse's ASS.
robbob
(3,514 posts)He thinking of lil as a childish abbreviation of little. Like, you lil scamp, or...
muriel_volestrangler
(101,149 posts)Link to tweet
"For those looking up punctuation early on a Friday morning:
A hyphen is a mark - used to divide or to compound words.
An apostrophe is a mark ' used to indicate the omission of letters or figures."
jcgoldie
(11,582 posts)volstork
(5,394 posts)Merriam-Webster has been absolutely masterful at trolling IQ45 for the past 3 years. It's been beautiful to watch.
dalton99a
(81,065 posts)smb
(3,452 posts)...because il Doofus needs an intervention:
treestar
(82,383 posts)He's the Nation's Idiot. The National Idiot.
SCVDem
(5,103 posts)He is a pox on the world.
Energy, climate, corruption, dot, dot, dot
Dot, dot, dot, he is bigger than Adam when it comes to ruining everything!
Major Nikon
(36,814 posts)nolabear
(41,915 posts)I dont know whos in charge of M-W but theyll be in the Resistance Museum I plan to build.
Buns_of_Fire
(17,119 posts)cwydro
(51,308 posts)Smh.
leftstreet
(36,078 posts)Major Nikon
(36,814 posts)Remember, the stable genius is playing 4d chess. He's always at least 3 moves ahead of you.
cwydro
(51,308 posts)2naSalit
(86,048 posts)Fucking moran is losing his shit in public on the the twit machine.
volstork
(5,394 posts)eppur_se_muova
(36,227 posts)nolabear
(41,915 posts)Simple, Young, buff man o the plain folks. (Note hyphen)
phatkatt
(1,376 posts)So while accusing the media of falsely pointing out grammatical errors, he commits several grammatical errors.
Journeyman
(15,001 posts)Hermit-The-Prog
(33,031 posts)That reads like the real Dumbest Don, rather than a staffer or Miller, but bizarro world and this dimension keep colliding.
BumRushDaShow
(127,292 posts)Link to tweet
TEXT
Donald J. Trump
✔
@realDonaldTrump
Liddle Adam Schiff, who has worked unsuccessfully for 3 years to hurt the Republican Party and President, has just said that the Whistleblower, even though he or she only had second hand information, is credible. How can that be with zero info and a known bias. Democrat Scam!
113K
2:13 PM - Sep 26, 2019
Link to tweet
TEXT
Donald J. Trump
✔
@realDonaldTrump
To show you how dishonest the LameStream Media is, I used the word Liddle, not Liddle, in discribing Corrupt Congressman Liddle Adam Schiff. Low ratings @CNN purposely took the hyphen out and said I spelled the word little wrong. A small but never ending situation with CNN!
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7:02 AM - Sep 27, 2019
Hermit-The-Prog
(33,031 posts)It's just hard to accept that The Dumbest Don really is that ignorant.
BumRushDaShow
(127,292 posts)But posting them makes them look even more insane (especially since often you'll see posts of a tweet like the one in the OP, that are actually screencap images of a tweet).
Hermit-The-Prog
(33,031 posts)The Dumbest Don is trying to rot all our brains. We must jail TTMF, if only to keep him from infecting the children with "morans" syndrome!
BumRushDaShow
(127,292 posts)Major Nikon
(36,814 posts)Hermit-The-Prog
(33,031 posts)bdamomma
(63,652 posts)just go away or even better keep on eating that junk food and he will have a medical emergency...........
Moostache
(9,895 posts)progressoid
(49,825 posts)Marthe48
(16,691 posts)"Liddle'he's kicking my ass" (where the hypostrophe indicates an omission of letters)
JenniferJuniper
(4,496 posts)who fell down the rabbit hole.
God knows Wonderland was a far saner place than we are now...
nolabear
(41,915 posts)My head is spinning with the stupid.
C_U_L8R
(44,891 posts)But dumber.
smb
(3,452 posts)struggle4progress
(118,034 posts)VOX
(22,976 posts)Thanks for the laugh in this insane time!
Beaverhausen
(24,466 posts)blugbox
(951 posts)Like how a small child would say little.
That's my best translation.
VOX
(22,976 posts)A very petulant, infantile, corrupt, unbalanced and dangerous individual now occupies the White House. And yet, 40-some percent of Americans still support him.
Massive challenge ahead: how to attain peace between Democratic/progressive America and Republican/conservative America. Or is that now impossible?
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DesertRat
(27,995 posts)Roland99
(53,342 posts)42bambi
(1,753 posts)Botany
(70,289 posts)Borderer
(50 posts)Probably one of his campaign babyminders told him he needed the apostrophe to show the missing G was deliberate, and his tiny brain interpreted that as meaning that placing a random apostrophe on the end of any intentionally misspelled word was the right thing to do. Years later that glob of Trumpknowledge bubbles back to the surface, and he is so proud of himself for remembering to use punctuation other than an exclamation mark that he gets all butthurt when CNN doesn't recognise his genius by reprinting it.
Cue misspelled tweet boasting about his spelling prowess and his unique personal interpretation of the rules and terminology of English grammar.
Botany
(70,289 posts)I have always been a fan of Trump's use of random commas ... he just kind of
stuck them anyplace he wanted to .... the man is a moron.
TommyCelt
(838 posts)that this was a parody account.
I quite literally can't.
Sneederbunk
(14,207 posts)treestar
(82,383 posts)flibbitygiblets
(7,220 posts)Major Nikon
(36,814 posts)I know words, I have the best words. I have the best, but there is no better word than stupid.
MurrayDelph
(5,279 posts)(before coming over here)
Replying to @itsJeffTiedrich @realDonaldTrump @CNN
In his case, it isn't a hyphen (which was clearly wrong) nor an apostrophe (which was what he meant in his "perfect" tweet): it's a nervous tic.
ananda
(28,782 posts)Gotta admit, the laughs are good!
subana
(586 posts)this guy should be in a straitjacket, not the Oval Office!!
keithbvadu2
(36,362 posts)Trump calls Congressman Adam Schiff "Little Adam Schitt"
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100211446937
Link to tweet
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https://www.democraticunderground.com/100211883707
struggle4progress
(118,034 posts)and the internet totally changed what I posted and made it look like I'd called him an asshole!