Yeah, and while you were married with a newborn

[PCIntern]

You were paying a porn star and a Playboy model to fuck you and for that total of ten minutes that you WEREN’T talking to the Russians who are clearly blackmailing you to sell out your country for cheap and bail out your daughter’s Husband, you were amateurishly screwing these women and pretending to yourself that they were infatuated with you personally.

You know, I’m no Brad Pitt and I don’t have any money but I had girlfriends over the years, a couple of whom were objectively gorgeous, including one woman who modeled nationally for Macy’s, and I didn’t have to pay them for sexual favors. What a zero you are. You can’t even get laid legitimately.

Oh yeah, L’shanah Tovah to you, you phony liar.

[monmouth4]

1. I heard that you were hot!! n/t