This ought be good?????

[imanamerican63]

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Trump wants to read us a bedtime story by the fireplace in a bedbug infested room! He will read the "Perfect Conversation Transcript"! It is a story about quid pro quo that he says he was not involved in! You will get every blow by blow action, read by a dim witted man who has a 5th grade mind(not insult any 5th grader)! This will put you sleep so quickly that he will lose his focus and fall asleep himself!

But the final report will be that Trump proves his own guilt!

[RestoreAmerica2020]

1. Que pendejo!

[bubbazero]

2. WHAT A CHRISTMAS PRESENT

Imagine, campers, an exiting story read by our fearful, great wunderass. Next to a fire, (may his scalp-topper melt) Come see for yourselves as THE DONALD proves he can neither read, tell the truth, or even comprehend his own stupidity, much less do all three at the same time. Please, O' great wise and wondrous universal spirit, please let this self convicting display of ignoramus delight grace our humble evening. Oh, to hear, in his own words, peoples exhibit A, (call transcript) would surely put a cap on this sad and silly affair. Please, O' wise spirits, let this come to pass!

[global1]

3. Trump Should Have Surprised Us With This Fireside Chat - Now That He Let The Cat Out Of The Bag.....

SNL will beat him to the punch and have Alec Baldwin do it instead. What a great bit that would be.

And it would take the wind out of Trump's sails and make Trump look like a bigger fool if he goes through with it.

[Sugar Smack]

6. What an excellent idea!

Maybe they're already at work on it.

[canetoad]

4. Sure Donald

I'd love to hear you read this out (excerpt from released transcript):

The President: Good because I heard you had a prosecutor who was very good and he was shut down and that's really unfair. A lot of people are talking about that, the way they shut your very good prosecutor down and you had some very bad people involved. Mr. Giuliani is a highly respected man. He was the mayor bf New York City, a great mayor, and I would like him to call you. I will ask him to call you along with the Attorney General. Rudy very much knows what's happening and he is a very capable guy. If you could speak to him that would be great. The former ambassador from the United states, the woman, was bad news and the people she was dealing with in the Ukraine.were bad news so I just want to let you know that. The other thing, there's a lot of talk about Biden's son. That Biden stopped the prosecution and a lot of people want to find out about that so whatever you can do with the Attorney General would be great. Biden went around bragging that he stopped the prosecution so if you can look into it ... It sounds horrible to me.

[GeorgeGist]

5. tRump read ...

that's a joke, right?

[gratuitous]

7. He just wants people to think he can read

Instead of reading the transcript, why not de-classify it and let us read it for ourselves? If that phone call was so "perfect," the full transcript should totally exonerate Needy Amin, right? But he doesn't release the full transcript, just a heavily barbered memo about the call.

What is he hiding?

[dalton99a]

8. It will be a very beautiful fireside chat