America, it's Time to Use Our Constitutional Lemon Law
America, it’s Time to Use Our Constitutional Lemon Law
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Trump’s a salesman. He sells his product. His brand. We all know what his brand is: Grandiosity, tawdry extravaganza, simplistic and animalistic pleasures, racism, sexism and misogyny, offensive and unrefined spectacle.
He has sold Americans nothing of value. Nothing tangible. Nothing worth keeping. He has sold us the ingredients of his very being, his psyche. His ingredients are easy to conjure up; Grimy scandal and filth is all you need.
Trump’s filthy and grimy entrée is his specially mixed recipe of greed, snark, and vulgar flamboyance, with some religious bravado thrown in to legitimize and bind it all together into his brand. This brand is a family recipe that has been perfected in cat houses and frat houses, in sleazy backrooms and gas station bathrooms, by crooked cops and business flops. This Trump family recipe has been passed on, used, and refined throughout the years.
Now, we’ve had enough of this dish, the Trump sideshow. The flim flam show. The show you must close your hearts and eyes and ears to. The show you don’t want your children to see. The show which should be stopped by good and decent people. The show which needs to be torn down, flattened, and bulldozed into the back pages of the history books.
Send this man who conjures evil, and his faithful followers packing! Use the Constitution! Honor our Founding Fathers! Honor all those who have struggled and died defending this magnificent and majestic country! Use the Lemon Law of Democracy! Impeach the Traitorous Tyrant!