So, in some places, records are kept of menstrual cycles to better

[MineralMan]

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monitor women.

I have an idea for better monitoring men. Equip each man with a pressure sensitive cuff for their masculine appendage and attach it to an LED display device that is required to be worn in a visible location. It would flash "BONER" anytime the man had an erection. That's valuable information for women who are in close proximity to a male human, I'd think.

The device would better protect women against sexual assault and other unwanted attentions, since they could simply back away slowly when they see the warning.

Full disclosure: If it's good for women, it's good for men, too.

ETA - Apparently, this is needed, as I learned from a later post.

[samnsara]

1. i like cheech and chongs idea: Baliff..whack his Peepee!

[MineralMan]

3. I remember that! LOL!

[stopdiggin]

6. I've quoted that one a few times

mostly to blank stares, and very odd looks. I had to give it up .. (as with so many things)

[albacore]

32. Dave's not here! nt

[Beakybird]

2. I think you should patent your idea. Someone's going to make a lot of $$.

[MineralMan]

4. Really. I'm too old to start a new business, though.

I'll let you do it.

[csziggy]

5. It needs a loud alarm that goes off when the "BONER" state is reached!

Sort of like this:

[keithbvadu2]

15. If your alarm lasts more than four hours, you should see a doctor.

If your alarm lasts more than four hours, you should see a doctor.

[JudyM]

30. !

[Midnightwalk]

7. There might be a couple of drawbacks

I realize you’re at least partially joking.

Some men would consider it good advertising. I don’t think it would actually work out well for women in the end.

[AtheistCrusader]

8. I think pants already have this feature.

[MineralMan]

9. No, not really. I learned how to deal with that at age 14.

Nobody was ever the wiser.

[docgee]

10. So you just contradicted yourself.

You have to hide your boner (because yes it happens to us all the time), and hopefully you never sexually assaulted anyone. Do you feel you needed a flashing red light warning?

[MineralMan]

11. Yah, well, I'm making a joke, you see...

Uff da!

[docgee]

12. Me too, just busting your balls.

[MineralMan]

13. We don't know each other well enough for you to do that.

Really.

[erronis]

14. Reminds me of another potential invention: A "fly-down" alert for us older gents

Not sure how to get the alert into the ancient brain however. Hearing deteriorated, visual cues missed.
Ah, yes. A nice electric jolt. Should fix the "boner" problem also.

Actually, I inherited an older model Oldsmobile that had a similar system. If one (me) left on the turn signal for more than 20-30 seconds, it would start buzzing at me.

Old man.

[Raymond O]

16. Kind of an odd thing to think of, joking or not.

[MineralMan]

18. Well, I'm kind of an odd guy.

[Eliot Rosewater]

33. Ignore that poster, there is an agenda ...

[MineralMan]

34. Yes...

[Eliot Rosewater]

35. They make me really fucking mad. Did you see where RUMP took away

https://transequality.org/press/releases/trump-administration-erases-civil-rights-protections-for-lgbtq-health-programs


civil rights protections from LGBTQ?

Trump Administration Erases Civil Rights Protections for Health and Human Services Programs
The Trump administration announced today that it would abandon civil rights rules for organizations receiving billions in taxpayer dollars.

Announced by HHS this morning, the rule immediately removes any requirement that recipients of grants from HHS enforce nondiscrimination rules that prohibit discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation or gender identity. Impacting all discretionary and non-discretionary grants across the Department, the rule will allow anti-transgender discrimination in HIV and STI prevention programs, opioid programs, youth homelessness services, health professional training, substance use recovery programs, and many other life-saving services addressing crises with a disparate impact on transgender people in the US.

HHS has already separately moved to allow discrimination in Medicare and Medicaid programs through the elimination of an Obama-era rule protecting transgender people from discrimination in health care. The rule announced today will also remove rules prohibiting discrimination on the basis of religion.

Mara Keisling, Executive Director for the National Center for Transgender Equality, provided the following statement:

That no good FILTHY FUCKING PIECE OF HUMAN SHIT in the WH along with Miller and ANYONE who supports them, no good fucking piles of SHIT...

[IronLionZion]

17. Both ways are still monitoring blood if you think about it

[RainCaster]

19. Lock it in a peepee cage!

These exist. If married, the key belongs to the wife, if not it belongs to the mother or parole officer. These women are legally responsible if his pecker gets out of control,so they must act very conservatively.

[alwaysinasnit]

20. The male version of a chastity belt?

[RainCaster]

21. Yes

[alwaysinasnit]

22. I think that (male chastity belt) would be the best remedy against rape, don't you? Of course, that

won't ever happen as far as I can see.

[RainCaster]

23. It's the best remedy for unwanted pregnancies

This is the cure for what ails the RW right to lifers. Put their junk in a cage, and only let it out under careful supervision. Then we would not need abortions.

[alwaysinasnit]

24. You're soooo right, except that the male RW right to lifers would be the ones howling the loudest

about having their junk locked up.

[RainCaster]

25. It's the natural result of closing Planned Parenthood

The only way out of the cage process is a snip.

[alwaysinasnit]

26. +1000

[fierywoman]

27. You saw the Morman mother and wife who made a strong argument along these lines?

[MineralMan]

28. No. Do you have a link?

[fierywoman]

29. here:

https://www.thenewcivilrightsmovement.com/2018/09/mormon-mom-tweets-solution-to-abortion-goes-viral-conservatives-and-a-lot-of-men-are-going-to-be-pissed/

[JudyM]

31. Would love to see that as a bumper sticker.

“Men are 100% responsible for unwanted pregnancies.”